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Category: Human Nature Don’t Have To Be Natural

Human Nature Don't Have To Be Natural

Someone Gotta Stop All Iss Intranet Darbage

  • By Barry Williams
  • June 8, 2015
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Most folks know a language. They know it’s the right language to know on account of so damn many people speaking ingerish. Thank you, friend. […]

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Human Nature Don't Have To Be Natural

Damn You Evolution!

  • By Barry Williams
  • June 5, 2015
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Things keep happening. Entanglement. What the. .. why? Thank you, friend. Barry out.

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Human Nature Don't Have To Be Natural

Better Have A Good Reason Or You Ain’t Hangin’ Around.

  • By Barry Williams
  • June 3, 2015
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Most folks live. They unwrap their life as if it were a gift instead of shredding it to prevent damage in shipping. Thank you, friend. […]

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Human Nature Don't Have To Be Natural

Sheckond Cash Shitizens

  • By Barry Williams
  • June 2, 2015
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Most folks know about credit. They know deep down in the depths of their bones that credit was NEVER king. Thank you, friend. Barry out.

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Human Nature Don't Have To Be Natural

He Was The Head Of His Family But Certainly Not It’s Face

  • By Barry Williams
  • June 2, 2015
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Most folks assume a position. They imagine that their position won’t change until they change it but the exact opposite is true. Thank you, friend. […]

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Human Nature Don't Have To Be Natural

They Paid A Bad Man To Speak

  • By Barry Williams
  • June 1, 2015
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You’re fucking getting set up. There’s a plan afoot for your demise They want you asap, now. And if you last yer keelhaulin’ Then buddy, […]

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Human Nature Don't Have To Be Natural

Fake Horror Is Like Real Horror Until You Know It’s Not

  • By Barry Williams
  • May 31, 2015
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Most folks have been shit scared. They projected a holocaust so real that their reaction to their projection created fight or flight. Thank you, friend. […]

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Human Nature Don't Have To Be Natural

Change Is Better Than A Rest

  • By Barry Williams
  • May 29, 2015
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Most folks change their clothes. They change their clothes on account of stink getting on everything one day old and familiarity breeding contempt. Thank you, […]

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Human Nature Don't Have To Be Natural

What Weird Shit Do You Believe In That It Got You This Far?

  • By Barry Williams
  • May 28, 2015
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Most folks make it. They don’t know to where or why but they make it. Thank you, friend. Barry out.

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Human Nature Don't Have To Be Natural

Babies Postpone Depression

  • By Barry Williams
  • May 27, 2015
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Most folks hate life. They hate it for a minute and sometimes years but babies force instant love into life. Thank you, friend. Barry out.

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Human Nature Don't Have To Be Natural

All The World’s A Stage Which Hence Has Been Staged

  • By Barry Williams
  • May 26, 2015
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Many folks pick their nose. They avoid picking it when grossing out might be an issue though. Thank you, friend. Barry out.

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Human Nature Don't Have To Be Natural

Unless Yer The Pin In A Grenade, Yer Work Is Not Yer Life

  • By Barry Williams
  • May 25, 2015
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Most folks arrive to work on time. They put their time in and make their time count and when it’s quitting time they quit but […]

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Human Nature Don't Have To Be Natural

Sour Smellin’ Ol’ Darce

  • By Barry Williams
  • May 22, 2015
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Wheeoogh! You don’t need you Summa that shite! Thank you, friend. Barry out.

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Human Nature Don't Have To Be Natural

Still Here

  • By Barry Williams
  • May 20, 2015
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Most folks employ slaves. They don’t describe them as slaves though, they reply thanks and you too. Thank you, friend. Barry out.

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Human Nature Don't Have To Be Natural

Get Lost

  • By Barry Williams
  • May 18, 2015
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Your mind. Ain’t yers to lose. But lose it you will. Thank you, friend. Barry out.

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Capitulation Nation

  • By Barry Williams
  • May 13, 2015
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Most folks ask questions. They ask what time it is, what the weather is, and anything else that doesn’t question authority. Thank you, friend. Barry […]

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Human Nature Don't Have To Be Natural

Life Is On The Tough Side Of Alive

  • By Barry Williams
  • May 12, 2015
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Most folks breathe. They also pump a pile ‘o blood without giving it a second thought. Thank you, friend. Barry out.

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Human Nature Don't Have To Be Natural

Death Is Smiling. Why Not Smile Back?

  • By Barry Williams
  • May 7, 2015
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Most folks lose their breath. They lose it and find it again and become a ware that breathing matters. Thank you, friend. Barry out.

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Human Nature Don't Have To Be Natural

Youse Guys Makes Swords Too?

  • By Barry Williams
  • May 5, 2015
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Most folks act right. They may not act their right but right they act. Thank you, friend. Barry out.

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Human Nature Don't Have To Be Natural

I Know Yer Not Trying To Harm Me But When You Think Like This You Do

  • By Barry Williams
  • May 5, 2015
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Most folks argue. They spit and they spat & if they love each other that’s that. Thank you, friend. Barry out.

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With You Gone I Am But One But With You Us Two Are Three

  • By Barry Williams
  • May 1, 2015
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This fight needs a cause. It can’t do it alone. So yer kinda angry, Telegraph it by phone. I’ll be waiting rat here Sittin at […]

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Human Nature Don't Have To Be Natural

Kaizen. Infected.

  • By Barry Williams
  • April 30, 2015
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Here’s yer four and say no more. A brilliant human said. And while I did not try to keep him out He hopped right in […]

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Human Nature Don't Have To Be Natural

Many Folks Are Serving Time For Someone They Barely Know

  • By Barry Williams
  • April 7, 2015
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Themselves. Thank you, friend. Barry out.

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Human Nature Don't Have To Be Natural

Ignorance Lives And Often Grows In Yer System

  • By Barry Williams
  • April 2, 2015
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Perhaps your fingers don’t work like they once did. Maybe your memory grows weak. Like your gait ain’t as straight as straight is straight. And […]

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