Oh, they started so early.
Demanding and standing
Ground, with no ground
To stand on.
Flailing about with all of that clout
Chopping off most hands at random.
Lord, we could barely stand them!
But, there were too many
And if he had a penny
For every son a bitch he knew.
His boat, she’d be sinking
And sailors be thinking.
He skuttled that good ship for loot.
We’re gonna need an underground railroad for the unvaxxed.