Fuck Topo Gigio And Mr. Ed (Not The Talking Horse Mr. Ed)

I almost didn’t publish this because it makes fun of people making fun of horses and well, some of my readers REALLY love horses so I was hesitant to go there.

Sorry Shannon.

Well, thats all my weekly apologies used up on one day. Nothing more to feel bad about. Dang it!

Of course, what choice did little Topo have?

It was him, his family and their instruments in the middle of a stage! And everyone else Ed had invited to the party was trying to get his attention.

And these mice are small as you can tell.

Eds working for someone, too, don’t forget.

Tope’s working for Ed.

Tell me this is better than the rib deal Ed says.

Topo says, I Love You Eddie!

Ed says, Tope – do you even know about the rib deal?

Fucking Topo starts playing the most beautiful song ever.

That was a… what was the name of that tune, anyhow?

Hmm, hmm hmm hmm, you know it.

Of course not the real Elvis and only Ed and Topo know that’s the case.

But Ed and Tope say nuddng.

Ats the game one learns in showbiz. Less said the bedder and why ain’t we already changing towns?