Its A STRAW That Breaks The Camel’s Back Not Tense and Burning Sprays

fer yer fodderland

Most folks have no idea how little effort is needed to change someone’s mind.

A decent ripper of a fart or even just a deep belch in the right person’s presence will alter their opinion of you.

And sometimes alter it forever if you can manage both at the same time …

But really, to control the outcome of any situation one needs only to fill enough parking spots or hang a length of yellow tape across the sidewalk and traffic will avoid that area like the plague.

Reality creators easily understand this and are fully aware that inconvenience is a powerful weapon for triggering preference

and because this entire decision party occurs on the inside of each person’s noggin

most folks equate the human mind to a personal bed in that it’s mostly made

up each day by the owner. The proof external entities have a whole lot

of impact with just a wee bit of input regarding our desires

is evident in our choice of religion, type of fluid sliding

into Gulletsville and name branding on our phones.

Without camping on our front yards or harassing us

these impressions hopped constantly into our

mobile “I’ll Pick” choice wagon and we kept

right on motoring, not noticing that the

load just got heavier or that our path

was slightly altered which could possibly

mean we might never wind up anywhere

close to where we were headed.

Thank you, friend.

Barry out.

Opening image by this genius: http://williambanzai7.blogspot.com/

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Occupy_UC_Davis

http://youtu.be/Pih00OkKWgg

 

Barry Williams http://barry-williams.com/blog

Much of what I write will be quite understandable to insane folks.

The rest will be, uh, less understandable...

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  1. 3
    Barry Williams

    I also notice you don’t have to click on my comments to read them. (talking to Homeland Security)

    So you must be monitoring me in real time. Like when I do something electronically.

    Like keystrokes. Made to look like paranoia. Made.

  2. 5
    Barry Williams

    In a way, I’m actually employing people just by blogging.

    I wish I was getting your wages, pal, because I’m the one doing all he work. You and your young friends are just watching and playing the ODD trick on me.

    Warmer?

  3. 9
    Barry Williams

    I also tried to cover two emotions with the title of this tune because tense and tents are both bad dis-eases.

    The tents inferred here is when we are forcing someone to cover for us. Tit for tat. The thin blue line. Marines leave no one behind.
    No matter what anyone thinks, we will search and feel you. Tense brother. Its manufacturing tense.

    Want a job?

  4. 10
    Barry Williams

    Everything I’m talking about here could be used for good or evil, of course.

    Both take jis as much work for sure, a person gets many more early volunteers for some good stuff.

    But Bad Stuff? That no one wants to see.

  5. 13
    Barry Williams

    Sometimes I get so scared I it takes me daze to come and read what I wrote under the full thumb of wine.

    Other than a preoccupation with Homeland Security (are they following you, pal?), this don’t seem so bad.

    I do feel like an idiot the day after writing drunk but this is usually before I check to see what dude hammered wrote.

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