Jesus Whistled

Hey boy!

Tooleytootoo!

You there. Boy!

Tooleytootoo!

BOY! (picks up a rock)

Pardon sir?

Oh, ah, boy… (drops rock)

What time is it?

Where am I?

Oh, ah, sir…

Very sorry sir. 

No clock nor compass have I.

I’m lost and ahead of you only by chance.

Oh… (picks rock up again)

Here, wear these shoes boy and

toss this for rockignition.

Thank you, friend.

Barry out.

Some knock out via hypnotism.

For others, its The Rock.