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Dude Was Even Mediocre At Being Mediocre

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  • November 7, 2014
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Many folks go all out. They get straight to the point and don’t mince words on account of easy going leaving a marky mark mark. […]

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When Dude Was In Amway It Wasn’t A Cult

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  • November 7, 2014
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Many folks skip family reunions. They are too busy with work or their vehicle requires repairs, not because their brain is washed.  Thank you, friend. Barry out.

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Dude Saw The Shadow Of A Monstrosity Lying In Wait For Him

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  • November 6, 2014
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Shh! Up ahead… Quiet. We’ll sneak up on it. Shh, I said! Jesus! Don’t you know the meaning of shh?! Sorry, he whispered. Jesus, I […]

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Slow And Steady Don’t Win The Race But What If This Ain’t A Race?

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  • November 6, 2014
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Most folks wake up. They usually employ a mechanism to wake themselves though without realizing that sleep only correlates with time. Thank you, friend. Barry out. […]

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You Can Bet There’s Trouble When The Gamblers Stop Gambling

  • By Barry Williams
  • November 6, 2014
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Most folks know about casinos. They understand that casinos shear sheep without sheep seeing the shears becausa the wool being pulled over their eyes. Thank you, […]

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You Can Do What You Want If People Want You To

  • By Barry Williams
  • November 5, 2014
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Many folks know about value. They understand that value exists in the eye of the beholder so no beholder, no value. Thank you, friend. Barry out.

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Turn Yerself In Or Turn Yerself Out But Turn Baby Turn!

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  • November 5, 2014
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Most folks know about static. They feel the energy coursing through space and they see it manifest through clicks and sparks and seemingly stationary things. […]

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Find A Hole And Fill It Until Yer Fillin’ Holes With Holes

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  • November 5, 2014
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Most folks know about black holes. They understand that black holes are crazy mysterious while at the same time forgetting that they wear two. Thank […]

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Whatever Picture Yer Looking At Is The One Yer Currently In

  • By Barry Williams
  • November 5, 2014
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Many folks know about parallel universes. They understand that if they can think of something it exists and if it don’t exist where they are, […]

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Some Of What Dude Said Was Bullshit. But What? Which Part Was It?

  • By Barry Williams
  • November 4, 2014
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Most folks think they can spot shysters. They think shysters would be hounding them from the sidelines, barking  “Right over here! Three balls! It’s easy! […]

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Feeding Yer Cat A Wee Bita Food Equals Wee Cat Shitty Shit Shits

  • By Barry Williams
  • November 3, 2014
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Most folks satisfy their desires. They simply don’t desire a better working brain. Thank you, friend. Barry out.

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Dude Couldn’t Pull The Trigger, No. But He Still Pointed The Peesto.

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  • November 3, 2014
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Most folks know about stopping. They start stopping way back on account of few of them wanting to hear unnecessary squealing. Thank you, friend. Barry out.

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Just A Tad More Panic

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  • November 3, 2014
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Most folks know about scarce. They understand that oil is scarce, fresh water is scarce and there isn’t too much honesty. Thank you, friend. Barry […]

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Dude’s Bro Says I’ll Go First As Dude Sticks Out His Foot

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  • November 3, 2014
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Most folks don’t choose to die. They sadly leave that important choice to a half assed cough and too much phlegm. Thank you, friend. Barry out.

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When Scared Ain’t Parta Yer Plan

  • By Barry Williams
  • November 3, 2014
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Most folks can duck. They do it instinctively and praise the lawd almost every time they do. Thank you, friend. Barry out.

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Psst! Psst! When He Says Psst! Don’t Look.

  • By Barry Williams
  • November 2, 2014
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Most folks can keep a secret. They only have to keep it until item number four knocks it off their counter. Thank you, friend. Barry […]

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You Got A Piece ‘O Me On Yer Shoe. Don’t You See?

  • By Barry Williams
  • November 2, 2014
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Most folks know about yech. They employ yech when their mind can think of no easy way to go back in time. Thank you, friend. […]

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He Was A Brain Builder Hooked On Stare Oids

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  • November 1, 2014
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Most folks create stuff. They take perfect looking bananas and good looking food of many kinds and turn it into some thing nasty and good. […]

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Even Though It’s Easy You Still Take It, Right?

  • By Barry Williams
  • November 1, 2014
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  It’s there to be taken. Take it. At least take some. Show the rest of us where you keep it. If you don’t want it, […]

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Yain’t Doin’ Pizza At Tony’s. Pass Five.

  • By Barry Williams
  • October 31, 2014
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Most folks order out. They order flatbread and salami or toilets a sparklin not to mention smailin’ good but they don’t count it as ordering […]

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Meet Youse In Blahsit Land

  • By Barry Williams
  • October 31, 2014
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Most folks are trapped. They don’t feel trapped though on account of never being free. Thank you, friend. Barry out. Get up. Yelawolf – Till […]

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Once Dude Got Out The Alcohol Plant

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  • October 31, 2014
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Most folks don’t name their life. They just live it as if all that could be done with said ball was to toss it. Thank […]

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Learn To Second Guess Yerself And Do The Old That’s Bad That’s Good

  • By Barry Williams
  • October 27, 2014
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Most folks are headstrong. They know what they know dagnabbit and not even themselves can tell them any different. Thank you, friend. Barry out.  

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Like Randy Glowach Did

  • By Barry Williams
  • October 26, 2014
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Most folks imagine shit. They just don’t broadcast it like this beggar did. Thank you, friend. Barry out. In a good way, Randy created reality. […]

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If You Can’t Find Yer Place It’s Many

  • By Barry Williams
  • October 26, 2014
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Most folks fight the wind. They walk against it, drive into it and curse it when it wings debris at them while a few other people […]

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Look To Yer Right. Luke Two Yer Wrong. Hugo There In The Middle.

  • By Barry Williams
  • October 26, 2014
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Most folks think. They think just enough to keep their brain idling and that’s why they die in their sleep. Thank you, friend.  

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There IS A Corral. You ARE In It.

  • By Barry Williams
  • October 26, 2014
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Most folks know their place. They will spout off numbers and shit like there is no tomorrow in order for you to know their place […]

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There Is A Hundred Flavors Of Vanilla To Be Had. Which One Do You Want?

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  • October 23, 2014
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Day one. Turkey good. Turkey is good. Turkey is really, really good.   Day two. Turkey good. Turkey still good. Turkey soup, Turkey stew. Is […]

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Sad When A Person Falls From The Ferris Wheel & They Use It To Sell The Circus

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  • October 23, 2014
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Most folks want to be afraid. They want to be scared when they want to be scared and if it can’t be then, they’ll wait. […]

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Oh Yeah? Said Dude. I’ll Change The Internet! He Rolls Up His Tongue To Type.

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  • October 23, 2014
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Many folks remember typewriters. They were machines that forgave not one mistake without the assistance of wondrous correction tape. Thank you, friend. Barry out. Where would […]

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