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Just Sit Rat Down And Rat 500 Titles Eager Person

  • By Barry Williams
  • April 23, 2012
  • 2 comments

Yes some of what I say is crazy. I set a goal of writing 500 stories in one calender year and at this point I’m […]

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I Apologized For StickHandling My Friend Before But My Scales Is Still Up. Ah-ite.

  • By Barry Williams
  • April 23, 2012
  • 2 comments

When one sweats from their upper lip, that’s meaningful. That’s where Grant was dripping from. That, and his limp wrested hand shake led me to […]

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Massa Done Paid Now Massa Done Payin’

  • By Barry Williams
  • April 23, 2012
  • 1 comment

Who will people turn to for support? Who the fuck’s gonna look after the sick and insane? This idea of yours sounds like a world […]

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Want To Stop Theft? Don’t Traffic Stolen Shite Y’all

  • By Barry Williams
  • April 23, 2012
  • 3 comments

Most folks assume they are secure. They don’t have plans to fight the arse off some intruder should they be so unfortunate as to slip […]

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Yes, My Ex-Wife Should Hate Me

  • By Barry Williams
  • April 23, 2012
  • 5 comments

Many folks have arranged marriages. Mine to my first wife was just such an affair guaranteed after my father in a drunken brawl accused my […]

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When Obsessions Run Low

  • By Barry Williams
  • April 23, 2012
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Nine-eleven knocked me for a loop. Felt like the second world war there for a bit but when they never even asked for aluminum pans […]

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Anyone Employing the Rolling No Thing Is A Trollish Maximus & Enemy Of People

  • By Barry Williams
  • April 23, 2012
  • 2 comments

Most folks expect to be dealt with openly. Whether the environment creator is a police officer or vacuum cleaner sales person, everyone involved will feel […]

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What If Donations Didn’t Actually Purchase Attacks?

  • By Barry Williams
  • April 23, 2012
  • 1 comment

Most folks know taxes are a necessary evil. If it ain’t the mob (insurance) it’s the dang bikers (oil, gaz) and whatever they doan git […]

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It Says Here You Have Eight Open Liquor Infractions. Is Six Still What You Say?

  • By Barry Williams
  • April 23, 2012
  • 1 comment

Many folks have to jump through hoops. This is what a person does when their own or someone else’s back is up agin the wall […]

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Instead Of Sending My Kid To War Couldn’t He Just Pay More Fines?

  • By Barry Williams
  • April 23, 2012
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Many folks don’t know that Theodor Seuss Geisel worked for the war department. Hail, most don’t even know who Theodor was on account of him […]

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If My Doctor Tells Me To Stop Drinking I’ll Need A Second Opinion. MINE.

  • By Barry Williams
  • April 23, 2012
  • 2 comments

Many folks forgo an annual physical. That’s not good because they are missing out on just knowing what someone else in a different know knows […]

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Plenty ‘O Empathy And Paranoia Live In The Same Damn Apartment Building

  • By Barry Williams
  • April 23, 2012
  • 4 comments

Most folks can tell when they should be scatting. They are also smart enough to know this “feeling” might be attached to: 1. The time […]

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Keedz, Please Don’t Resemble Me If I Turn Out To Be An Idiot

  • By Barry Williams
  • April 23, 2012
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Most folks see themselves reflected in their children. There probably isn’t a more consciousness expanding opportunity than stiffening an upper lip while offspring talk back […]

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To Our Consternation Even The Armed Forces Couldn’t Turn Me Around

  • By Barry Williams
  • April 22, 2012
  • 4 comments

My father really wanted me to join the Canadian military. He and I had many beers around the grand ideas of seeing the world, meeting […]

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My Father Doesn’t Need A Gravestone Because I Hear Him Clearing My Throat

  • By Barry Williams
  • April 21, 2012
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And I hear my mother when I cough. Still analyzing posterial ancestral noises. Thank you, friend. Barry out.

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Act Like Nothing’s Happening And It Will

  • By Barry Williams
  • April 21, 2012
  • 1 comment

Most folks know that time marches on. Today is not the same day as yesterday and as anyone can see by their calender all opportunities […]

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I Will Use This Elevated View To Lift You Up

  • By Barry Williams
  • April 19, 2012
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Many folks know all about down. Hail, dey feel good now only because they felt lower earlier. Wheech, in its own way, ain’t bad. Is […]

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I See Sharpes

  • By Barry Williams
  • April 19, 2012
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Most folks make the best of it. Course, this don’t mean agreeing with every one else or even buying into what they are ultimately trying […]

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Give That Bastard A View No Longer Applies

  • By Barry Williams
  • April 19, 2012
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Many folks have had enough. They’re not tired of sugary coffee, they’re exhausted of reasons why anyone should carry on like now. Thank you, friend. […]

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Don’t Tell Me Noise Don’t Mean Some’n

  • By Barry Williams
  • April 19, 2012
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Many folks can hide their heads in the sand. Others can’t. Why are we in the sandbox? Thank you, friend. Barry out. See? Someone’s in […]

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Don’t Get To The Point So Quickly That It’s Dulled

  • By Barry Williams
  • April 19, 2012
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Most folks know about beating around the bush. They can feel its presence in less than ten words and even that number is altered by […]

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I’ve Got Dis Keed, An Old Man And A Few Punks Working Wit Me

  • By Barry Williams
  • April 19, 2012
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Most folks could use a bit of help. That’s precisely why parties are made of more than one person cause someone got to cut the […]

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We Can Eat Whenever You Want: Now Or Never…

  • By Barry Williams
  • April 19, 2012
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Most folks appreciate choices. Not too many though because it slows down decision making and lunchtime is 45 minutes. Thank you, friend. Barry out.

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With Enough Practice We Become Our Instrument

  • By Barry Williams
  • April 19, 2012
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Many folks have experienced enrapture. The revelation might have arisen from watching the expression of a dog as it dragged it’s tapewormed arse across the […]

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You Will Be Hard Pressed To Imagine What Other People Fail To Envision

  • By Barry Williams
  • April 19, 2012
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Most folks assume that everyone else is anticipating. The problem arises when we attempt to discover what they were foreseeing by initiating queries like ” […]

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Cancer Buys A Lot ‘O Stuff, Pays A Lot ‘O Wages And Earns Plenty ‘O Steady Profit

  • By Barry Williams
  • April 19, 2012
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Most folks know someone who has perished from carcinoma. This big bad wolf requires a pile of flesh to survive which means that one in […]

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Up Shit Creek With A Nearly Useless Paddle

  • By Barry Williams
  • April 19, 2012
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Many folks know that overcoming yucky is a difficult challenge. They understand that foul must be addressed on account of it being a big part […]

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I Am Not A Grumpy Old Fucker 30 Day Experiment

  • By Barry Williams
  • April 18, 2012
  • 2 comments

For ten daze now I’ve been down in the dumpster. There was the odd day I felt myself almost pulling out of the depressive cycle […]

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People Are Being Paid To Read Shite I Write For Free

  • By Barry Williams
  • April 17, 2012
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Most folks know when they’re being treated unfairly. Their seldom seen boss is paid a gazillion dollars when they’re two month’s plus behind in their […]

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Only Breathe A Certain Amount In Anticipation Of Being Smothered

  • By Barry Williams
  • April 17, 2012
  • 0 comments

Many folks have been taught to save. As long as a person decides to be worth less over time this plan has merit but if […]

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