Let's say you're one of those folks who has never vaped potty pot pot. Well, smartypants, that's not going to help you here much is it?!
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Get your tickets ready please!
Oh uh, hello there. How you doing?
Listen, my name is Barry and I'm the Conductor on this train so if you need anything, you just ask me, okay?
The bathrooms are right over there and please, pick up after yourself on account of I clean the place, too.
And uh, seeing as you're not from around here I'll just tell you straight out - although every story you might hear on this train is true, some stories are "truer" than others, if you can read between the rails...
Anyway, thanks for stopping by and, y'all come back now, y'hear?
Have a grand day, friend.
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Barry Williams
Regina, Saskatchewan, Canada
barryhappywilliams@gmail.com
Please turn your mind control guns and what have you off because we’re running out of wine in here and there’s women and children.
I’m no David Koresh.
Doncha know?
No big pitchure unless I want big pitchure.
You got dat fren?
248 visits!?! Those dudes must LOVE you. I wonder if they’ve learned anything vital to their security or the proper lyrics to those songs.
Homeland Security is a fan and I have no doubt they will continue to be.
If I’m a really good boy they might give me a job surfing and jerking which would be rat up mah alley!
Bring it on brothers and sisters!
Carly Simon has the widest mouth I have ever seen, but she sings alright.
Don
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i see dude parked out on the street.
cap pulled down low over his face.
watching every keystroke…
meanwhile someone steals a newspaper from a 7-11.
ain’t we got somepin better ta do?