The Great Calendar Scam

Buddy knew some Tuesdays

Were other people’s Friday.

And those same people’s Tuesdays

Were oh, so very blue days.

See, those days were pay days.

They pay and pay and pay.

Until it’s gone away.

And then those people say.

My Monday comes tomorrow

And I must lose my sorrow

For if I don’t get back to my grindstone

Bye, bye loans.

Bye, bye home.

Bye, bye phone.

Bye, bye car and bye, bye family.

Now, do you see…

Why they love that calendar?