The Test For Witches

If you wear a pointy hat

You’re a witch.

A pointy hat and Roman nose

You’re a witch.

A broom that doesn’t sweep.

A cauldron three kids deep.

A clawed black cat asleep.

You’re a witch.

Prick you with a pin.

If you bleed, you sin.

Wrapped in rope now swim.

Fugitive witch begins

To reveal.