This Don’t Count But Ahm THREE Fucking Stories Away From Writing 1,000 for 2012!

No one has to tell me that I’ve written a pile of shit.

Yep. That is what I intended to do.

A great big pile of stinking stinkola, crappy crap and googly garbage with a capital G.

And from that shit storm of words I will drag 200 stories that are something to behold, something I can hardly believe I wrote.

Wow, I really can hardly believe it!

1,000 stories! I am doing something I truly didn’t believe I could do only one short year ago.

Hell, I thought 500 stories in 2012 would be a stretch but like Lance Armstrong, I owe most of the writing to performance enhancing drugs.

And you.

I could not, would not have done this without you, my friend.

Thank you, thank you. A million fucking wholehearted thank gawd for youse!

Barry out.