This Horse

Buddy wondered where saddles came from.

And riding each other all day.

He mused ’bout insurance

And lawyers and such

And how they all made you pay

Even if you don’t use them

And boy, you want not to

Be caught in an issue

Where you have not bought

A law license… c’mon Joe

You shan’t represent

Yourself, or you, yourself will send

The wrong message

That suggests

Stay true to yo’ self…

Cause we can’t.