Let's say you're one of those folks who has never vaped potty pot pot. Well, smartypants, that's not going to help you here much is it?!
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Get your tickets ready please!
Oh uh, hello there. How you doing?
Listen, my name is Barry and I'm the Conductor on this train so if you need anything, you just ask me, okay?
The bathrooms are right over there and please, pick up after yourself on account of I clean the place, too.
And uh, seeing as you're not from around here I'll just tell you straight out - although every story you might hear on this train is true, some stories are "truer" than others, if you can read between the rails...
Anyway, thanks for stopping by and, y'all come back now, y'hear?
Have a grand day, friend.
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Barry Williams
Regina, Saskatchewan, Canada
barryhappywilliams@gmail.com
You try to help someone and end up getting fucked yourself.
Not just once.
You believe in the postal system and surely those fuckers aren’t sending you sharpened parcel flaps?!
Billy if I find out you have been doing this on porpoise…
Billy, I’m biting my tongue…
One. Two… Thr – thank you.
This is so true.. You cant achieve big things only by yourself!!
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You’re wrong Tim.
Folks can rob a bank or win a lottery without partners.
I’m like so surprised I can type this good when I’m drunky drunk drunk.