Welcome To Scoundrel Talk With Your Host, Barry Willams.

Good evening ladies and gentlemen.

Before we get started, I’d just like to remind the announcer

that my name is Williams. Not Willams.

THAT’S WHAT IT SAYS ON MY CARD.

Yeah, if you’d come in a little before airtime you’d have seen

that there has been two revisions to the show.

You, I believe, are on show one. No?

UH… THIS IS BULLSHIT. I’M CALLING THE UNION.

And, just to remind you, we are on the air right now.

WHAT DO YOU THINK I AM, RETARDED?!

OF COURSE I KNOW WE’RE ON THE AIR!

YOU DICKHEAD WOULDN’T BE ON

THE AIR EITHER IF IT WASN’T

FOR PEOPLE LIKE ME SO

FREEZE YER SHITFLAPPERS. 

Okay, that’s it. We’re done here.

Thank you, friend.

Barry out.