Fat chance you will ever be a creditor to the Revenuers.
But, if you ever do find yourself in this unenviable position, here’s a wee bit of advice…
- Watch your P’s & Q’s. Raise your voice just a little or veil an “I can’t effing understand you!” threat, and your collection call will be terminated and you will be placed on a list of terribleists to be further frustrated into eventual inaction.
- Let patience be your guide and process be your lighthouse. The Reciever General ain’t changing shit becausa you and everything takes time and not your time so practice sucking shit up and bite your tongue.
- The Revenuers don’t appreciate rhymes and they have no reasons. Yours is but to do or cry, don’t ask fucking questions why. Enter into discussions of recompense with zero hope or expectations of recovery and the dismal outcome will feel a lot more like you’re not being hooped.
- Appreciate your wrongness. You fucked up and the blame lies squarely on your and your parents for having you, shoulders. You’re not as smart as you think so maybe don’t act so smart. It’s a bad look.
- The Department of Revenue needs your loot more than you do. Like, you gave it away willingly or prove otherwise, and you seem to have all day to ignore the finders keepers, loosers, weepers rule. Maybe get a life and look to a better future rather than crying like a baby over spilled milk. Get more milk if you need it and stop wasting everyone’s life over the questionable ownership of money.
Okay, those few tips will have you well on your way to a better understanding of how refunds and government works. Ponder these points and step back into the line where everyone goes along to get along.
There… nice and easy…
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