Yeah, That Wasn’t Dessert Dad. You Ate The Tablescraps Cat Food…

Many folks have come home drunk.

They did so without realizing their

judgement was so far off that the

cat’s dish looks exactly like rice

and raisin pudding in a bowl

covered with cellophane

in the fridge and what

in fuck’s name is cat food doing in the goddamn fridge?!

Thank you, friend.

Barry out.