“You’re Grounded Missy!” (To Give You A Hinty Hint Hint About Incarceration. Okay?)

Where did you get your parenting skills?

Was it from a book or hopefully multiple month Heavy On The Pictures (HOTP) training course on how to make and grow humans?

Nope, I bet your guidance was similar to mine – learn as you go from teachers and parents who couldn’t say penis and Playboy and Penthouse that could. Not to mention the occasional repugnant reproductive rumors perpetuated by drunk uncles and unreliable virgin friends.

If that ain’t a recipe for evolutionary disaster of social proportions, I don’t know what is.

Keeping people in the dark by limiting their understanding?

Sheesh. No way could we make this shite up on our own…

Thank you, friend.

Barry out.