Archive for September, 2011

A Note For Every Bottle Elsewise Opportunities Wasted

When the chance arises to send a message we should grab it. Even if we might be the proclamation’s only recipient. No hint should escape untapped. Same goes for all hinters. Thank you, friend. Barry out. Regarding 9/11 in the United States – Chompsky’s right and wrong here: 9/11 helped alot of tyrants the towers […]

We All Packin’ A Mean Pile ‘O Rats

Mickey can’t make it on his own. He and Minnie need us bad. Well, our attention OK? Thank you, friend. Barry out. Uncle Walt Disney was no dummy but he certainly thinks everyone else is. Unfortunately we are.

Stroll Out Into An Empty Field To See What We’re Entitled To

The sun give us life and burns us. The rain feeds and drowns. This planet owns us. Thank you, friend. Barry out. And besides themselves, its the only thing that does own humans.

Tolerance Is Like Salt. It’s Good But Too Much Plays With Our Water Pressure.

There is a time and place to go to the bathroom but don’t wait too long. Leaving this type of important crap unappreciated is not good. It always leads to messed up pants & sideways glances. And hangs a stink bomb on the whole parade. Even with tons of personal space. Somes getting on you. […]

Its MeeksVille On The Line. They Would Like Us To Visit More Often.

No one should suffer long periods of being alive without a nice warm piece of humble pie. Just the occasional down home life pastry really jangles the flavor of daily bread. And most of this stuff can be scrambled up at home. Its this famine that makes feasts fun. Thank you, friend. Barry out.   […]

Don’t Be Giving Me Any Of Your Lip Because What If You Run Out?

People should realize they can hoist only a limited weight, pitch in so much effort or offer X number of smart alecky comments. No one wants to be maxed out on vigor or intelligence and have zip to offer. Even a sense of humor don’t help when that happens. Still some folks stumble into that […]

It’s Tough I Know But Try Real Real Hard To Stop Buddy Aching

Many folks can sniff out only the faintest hint about which life chef might be burning their tossed salad. Sooner or later though, each of us must admit that even Hades is sans choice on Floor One only. See pointing fingers ain’t allowed down south so choices hang with the chooser. So what, pray tell […]

Would You Trade That Broken Nose For A Taste Of Bitten Tongue?

You Say Nutin’ Dolly The vast majority of eggin’ on should remain in the yoke. Meaning some familiar person should not say it. Who is this being so wisely silent? With their pristine olfaction. Thank you, friend. Barry out.  

Knowing Why Makes Knowing What Easier To Bend, Swallow And Up Chuck If Needed

Man’s motive matters. Appreciating the compelling ideas producing actions can eliminate a pile of frustration and confusion. Like comprehending that schools, societies and religions teach conformity, for example. For conformers, this fact is a good thing. For the rest it ain’t near so good. Thank you, friend. Barry out. Heya, whats that smell?

Want To Serve & Protect Your People? Why Doncha Lurk In Their Closet?

Every Police Officer’s first line of authority is their uniform. Of course, they must be visible for this to work as intended. Or the whole shebang heads south. Thank you, friend. Barry out.

The Stinky Concept Of Moving Bowels Or Loot For Financial Gain

Some things must be repositioned. That’s just how nature works. Other things shouldn’t. Thank you, friend. Barry out.   “There is no sphere of human thought in which it is easier to show superficial cleverness and the appearance of superior wisdom than in discussing questions of currency and exchange.” Winston Churchill September 28, 1949 How […]

And Every Time Your Spouse Is Late For Something You’ll Get A Call. Okay?

My son’s school has an automatic squeal system. (ASS) An eerie compassionate-less computer entity automatically phones us whenever young dude scraps a class. Its a hit and miss system with flaws for sure but never-the-less all the ingredients for becoming downright nasty. I’ve seen similar shite before. There are better ways. Thank you, friend. Barry […]

Attention All Morons: Stop Feeding The Robots Your Diabolical New Ideas

Try as we might, most of us cannot change. For the most part that’s a good thing because brands, countries and movie stars don’t mean much to anyone without at least a few folks carrying their thought bucket. And one thing we know for certain: none of the aforementioned things care much about any of […]

Once Upon A Time Massa Foot Da Lodgin’. Now We’s Pay n Pay n Pay n Pay.

Movie plots follow a formula. And so it goes with life. Shite’s predictable. Thank you, friend. Barry out. Hickory dickory dock. All bankers have a clock.

No One Will Ever Harass Me Like I Have, Capice? Are These Your HandCuffs, Sir?!

Don’t try to get in the way of me again. I said. Just stop keeping me from being me. I was serious as I could be. I think it was enough. Thank you, friend. Barry out. Down!  

The Battle of Britain and Uh, America, Etc.

These fighters are a flying a little too close fer comfort. Everybody start searching everybody. (ESSE) And watch your neighbor, please! Thank you, friend. Barry out. Shooting down Nazi planes by the score! One Hundred and Sixty Nine pilots shot down in one day! But, everyone got into the recycling effort and saved the day… […]

Imagine I’m Doing This For You. Just Imagine.

Who is this person who is to be impressed now? Whom among us needs convincing? Holy Moly! It’s us, US, US! Thank you, friend. Barry out. See hear:        

Shoulda Coulda Woulda Then I Wonder WHAT NOW? and Something Comes

Only stupid people don’t fall into better ways of doing things over time. But even smart people can’t be ready for everything. Nor should they be. Why all this vigilance? Are these not seeds of collaboration? If not, why do you plant so? Thank you, friend. Barry out. Yes, dude was different. Alexander The Great […]

Heya I’m Barry From You Know: TranceCivilAnyovYa

Oh uh, hi there! Ya kind of caught me off guard there. Wasn’t expecting you. Or anything. Thank you, friend. Barry out. Hawkins had originally intended to record “I Put a Spell on You” as a refined love song, a blues ballad. He reported, however, that the producer “brought in ribs and chicken and got […]

Sporting My Father’s Shirt, Shoes, Shorts and Genes

That’s me in the middle Divided now and for all time. Dudes left the building. Thank you, friend. Barry out. Marc Cohn – Walking in Memphis Put on my blue suede shoes and I boarded the plane Touched down in the land of the Delta Blues In the middle of the pouring rain W.C. […]

No Way. Absolutely No Nocebos Allowed.

I am whatever you think I am. And me as well. Real shite. Thank you, friend. Barry out.

Detour Ahead. Going Straight Is Out Of The Question.

Shite changes when absolutely necessary. For some its far from necessary. Reburn the same log please. Thank you, friend. Barry out.

Why Don’t More Folks Shun? Because It’s Fucking Hurtful Powerful That’s Why.

Recently I had to close proximity shun (CPS) someone I once cared very much about. Their environment was the only thing I could effect. By doing and saying absolutely nothing. Most people cannot pull this off. Or even should be able to. Thank you, friend. Barry out. Pop your peepers on these percepts:  

You Were Always Right BeeYatch

Some folks are learning nothing. They’d do everything the same again. That’s life sans imagination. Anyone can do that. Thank you, friend. Barry out. Toop knows.

I Saw The Light and I’m Pretty Sure It Was THE Light.

From the dank closet called my life I experienced this brilliance. A subtle, all encompassing glow seeped through every pore of my epidermis. I couldn’t keep it out and it won’t stay in. What in the world got into me? Thank you, friend. Barry out.  Nirvana – Smells Like Teen Spirit Load up on guns, […]

I Could Pretend I’m Still Here But I Won’t

My Dear Compadre, I’ma gonna be laying low for a few days again as I travel to be with my exiting father. The tough old bird has really been hanging on but now its solitary confinement, a morphine drip and zip for breakfast with more of the same for the rest of the day. Death […]

When Bad Uncles Expose Themselves You Can Bet Something’s Different

The energy industry is a ruthless place to survive and thrive. They ditch, they dodge and have learned over the years to hush up, cover up or hold up almost anything. Except Pandora’s Box. Try as they might – and mightily they try – they’re not gonna find a carpet thick enough to sweep Fukushima […]

When You Go Into The Woods Today Just Know That You Ain’t Going Alone

No one is going to deny that they’re sporting a brain and body. Shoot, some people even admit to knowing about the mind / body thing. Beyond them, the odd person is aware of some left / right hemisphere shite taking place and that some folks can apparently function with no brain at all. Hitch […]

The Thing Is The Thing IS

Yep there are many shades of green. How many y’all  lookin’ fer? Thank you, friend. Barry out. Don’t think of the words. Just listen to the beat the beat the beat the beat Nazareth – Let Me Be Your Leader Let me be your leader Let me have control The way I see it It’s […]

Curve Balls Indicate There Is No Need To Go Straight To Hell

Space / time is warped. Oh sure, we can travel directly through it if we want but there’s a chance of ricochets and that shite can’t be controlled so readily. Imagine how easy it will be to alter our course in life if its true that a person can head in a new direction just […]