Archive for November, 2012

Good Things Come To Them Who Know That They Make Good Things Come

Many folks chant “I’ll be happy when”. They tell themselves this over and over again and are then forced to act mystified when, lo and behold, they are as happy as their hypnosis allows. Thank you, friend. Barry out.

You Know Damn Well Love Is Worth Points

Most folks appreciate servitude. They revel in the notion that someone would dedicate their own valuable life to enhancing their existence. Thank you, friend. Barry out. It’s what humans do. Servitude. We need more of the voluntary stuff though.

That Old Security Guard Is My Father. And He’s Not A Security Guard.

Many folks have children. They think it will be a wonderful experience just like it must’ve been for their parents and then one day it comes to them that they could have easily been smothered. Thank you, friend. Barry out.

Cash WAS King But Now It’s In The Dawg House. Thank You Number Crunchers.

Many folks would be proud to pay in full. They must have done whatever they could to accrue the funds prior to purchasing their item thereby eliminating value bubbles and gold rushes on account of everything requiring loot transfers instead of credit swaps. Thank you, friend. Barry out.

Generally Accepted Acounting Practices Means Open Season On Numbers

Most folks know about magic. They know that magicians do everything in their power to ensure no one looks where the magician doesn’t want them to. Thank you, friend. Barry out. Numbers don’t lie but they can’t write themselves either. On HP’s Debacle: “The Numbers Don’t Make Sense”

Barry Williams Is Not A Pisstank. A Pisstank Is Barry Williams.

Most folks think they are themselves. They are sadly mistaken on account of their parents, their relatives, their community and to a significant measure their culture determining them. Thank you, friend. Barry out. I yam many things besides who I think I am.

If You Stand Up To Exit A Canoe The Canoe Does What Canoes Do

Most people know about history. They have heard that it repeats itself and agree that this might be the case with most people but certainly not with them. Thank you, friend. Barry out. Business Books are Bullshit. And so is everything associated with them. The Scary Story For Hewlett Packard Shareholders In One Chart

Shit Can Only Be Piled So High Before It Must Spread Out

Most folks know that every ship can sink. They also understand that sinking don’t occur all at once, that it usually starts with a hole where there shouldn’t be one and the effects of that small by comparison leak keep adding up until it affects everyone aboard. Thank you, friend. Barry out. Sitting on tacks, […]

Before Things Are Illegal What Are They?

Most folks know about the Twilight Zone. They agree that this is where human minds go when they lose their connection to the bodies they were born into but they don’t stay there. Thank you, friend. Barry out.

If All Goes Well With Cameras And Guns, Soon We Won’t Need Police

Many folks have played video games. They seldom flip from automatic aiming to having to find and maintain the target them selves because 1. they would be killed and 2. not employing a capability that exists is just stupid. Thank you, friend. Barry out. RCMP defends licence-plate scanning technology

Human Age Has Little To Do With Proveable Time On The Planet

Most folks know how old they are. They remember from what they’ve been told and the paperwork at the registrar’s office but this inside feeling pleads ignence. Thank you, friend. Barry out.

You Won’t Recognize Yer Savior If Yer Focused Totally On Jesus

Many folks are looking for help. They don’t just want it, they need it and if something don’t happen rat today then lawdy hep dem on accounta deys up ta two prayers a day den. Thank you, friend. Barry out.  

I Won’t Apologize For Being A Fat, White, UnderEmployed Alcoholic Motherfucker

Many folks think I am a moron. Okay, most. Unfortunately for them and just like Alexander The Great, I am living for my own self, not them. I once stopped talking to my mother for two years to see if I was the one making her crazy… Nope! I once stopped drinking and even went […]

Always Remember Don’t Forget The Emotional Bank Account

Most folks are owed favors. They did so-in-so for what chamacallit who now all of a sudden has forgotten that they exist. Thank you, friend. Barry out.

Every Bit Of Shite Adds Up And It Don’t Matter Good Or Bad.

Many folks exercise. They might work their body, their mind or their rights but these people know that one plus won don’t equal two. Thank you, friend. Barry out.  

Every Thought And Its Opposite Twin Deserves A Chance To Live

Many folks believe in evil. They use this concept as a storage facility for disgust, brutality and everything nasty that can happen in life and we need this shite even if few people want to roll with it. Thank you, friend. Barry out.

Never Ever Cross Out Words Or They’ll Take You Off Their Delivery List

Most folks think they own their vocabulary. They forget that thoughts and names and faces come to them, not the other way around and if we continue to treat sounds with disrespect they soon desert us leaving only grim silence and empty wondering in their place. Thank you, friend. Barry out.

Not Recognizing Anyone Is Distressing And Recognizing Everyone Is Worse

Most folks know about the middle of the road. They know that it’s a dividing factor and not some place average people travel because if they tried that on this two way street it would be utter carnage on account of so many of us following the follower. Thank you, friend. Barry out.

Presence Or Presents. What’s It Gonna Be?

Most folks know about payments. They can be stretched out so far over time that it seems downright loony not to spend like crazy today. Thank you, friend. Barry out.

Rig Every Meeting For Yer Success

Most folks don’t know what to say next. They didn’t come with a prepared dialogue or ready replies to vigorous questions so whomever wants to run this get together can. Thank you, friend. Barry out. The Diamond Tactic for meeting control.

Many Lives Changed Direction Thanks To The Mad Parker Clencher Hold

Teachers were allowed to assault students. That’s the way it was in 1973 when I was 16 years old attending Virden Collegiate High School in Manitoba, Canada and one teacher in particular got nasty hurtful with his brutal physical reprimands.   The Bilingual Musician Took No Prisoners Max Parker was built like a football linebacker […]

Seeking Sympathy After Releasing Rage Is A Recipe For Disappointment

Many folks have major anger issues. They pop off at the mouth and leading edge of their fists without a thought as to the overall effect of their white knuckles and bared teeth and what they absolutely don’t want is reciprocation. Thank you, friend. Barry out.

Written Off Is One Thing. Written Out Is Another.

1.4 million dollars. That’s the amount of liens from Modern Industrial Structures Inc. failure on my $250,000 1964 built home (2012 pricing). Zero. That’s the amount I have in retirement savings at age 55. Minus 500. That’s my credit score in 2012. I committed credit suicide as a result of personal guarantees for this company. […]

Pretend Every Partner’s Name Is Clay Because That’s The Shape They’re In

Most folks have never measured their power. They don’t know how far they can yell or how fast they can run for how long or if they can stop, drop and roll when they erupt for some unknown reason into a ball of flames but when whatever happens they’ll be there when it does. Thank […]

People Don’t Listen Close Enough For You To Only Whisper

Most folks want to be heard. They stand for what they stand for and sit when they’re told to be seated but just you fucking wait, someday they’re gonna plug so-in-so’s shit pipe! Thank you, friend. Barry out.

You Simply Must Explain Yourself Especially If Yer Dead

Most folks want to leave a legacy. They might do so with a fancy grave marker or by naming a building after themselves but that don’t leave much in the way of knowledge regarding whatever they learned living their life. Thank you, friend. Barry out.

When Shiny Is Your Favorite Color

Most folks prefer some wave lengths over others. They are attracted inexplicably to certain manifestations and while that is not a bad thing the sooner a person can get past the ornaments on the tree they can see all them gifts and maybe one day even the room, home and town beyond them. Thank you, […]

Inside The Rabbit Hole Was Another Whole Hole, Larger Than The Others Combined.

Most folks think they know history. They forget that history is written by people who are paid by other people to write whatever they are told to write so anything written in history books is bought and paid for by people whose name you will not read about in most history books. Thank you, friend. […]

Marijuana, Corn And Cheese Whiz. None Of These Things Should Be Legal.

Many folks think pot should be decriminalized. They want to reduce the manufacture of prisoners worldwide but the best way to kick that cat is to stop incarcerating all dem victims. Thank you, friend. Barry out. More rules, more guidelines, more control and less freedom. More fucking “legal.”

Shit’s Gotta Be Said

Invictus OUT of the night that covers me, Black as the Pit from pole to pole, I thank whatever gods may be For my unconquerable soul. In the fell clutch of circumstance I have not winced nor cried aloud. Under the bludgeonings of chance My head is bloody, but unbowed. Beyond this place of wrath […]