Month: January 2013

JESUS DAD CALM DOWN! I would be grabbing my father by the shoulder as he tried to scramble out of the restaurant booth. I’d have […]

Today I rubbed bellies with Kim Dotcom. Yeah, Ahm officially one of the parasites now feeding at his free fifty whatever electronic storage trough. I […]

Most folks know about buffoonery. They can’t quite describe it in words but they’re certain it runs hand in glove with hanker-chiefs, bow-ties and comb-overs. […]

Many folks don’t mind paying fifteen dollars for popcorn. They might even go for the entire number two special for just shy of twenty-five dollars […]

One day this strapping young fellow walked by my humble abode. “Say there oldtimer,” the friendly lad called out to me. “It’s a lovely, bright […]

Most folks know about privilege. They understand that taken to extremes it separates the men so completely from the boys that no one even wonders […]

Most folks need caring. They must care about themselves primarily of course but must also care about others because planting little concern reaps double. Thank […]

Many folks know about parameters. They understand that people can only accomplish things within reason and if that is warped yer over’s loaded. Thank you, […]

One day when I was 15 years old my father called to me from outside our autobody shop. I heard him holler “Barry, c’mere and […]

My father attracted subservient people. He became so good at it that he even found a god that would lend an ear to the great […]

Many folks have stinky farts. They break wind at the most inopportune time which might coincide with a fellow fart smeller entering the arena and […]

Oil don’t look like gasoline when it comes out of the ground. Someone has to move a pile of dirt to find silver and diamonds […]

Most folks appreciate choices. They know though that when they’re given too many the decision process slows waay down and that seems to stump enough […]

Many folks have heard of Moby Dick. They usually don’t know that the story is truthfully based upon the plight of the whale-ship Essex crew […]

Most folks take personal inventory. They wind up with I’m too fat, too short or why in hail was I born into poverty but they […]

Most folks know about one percent. They imagine it as a very small part of a much larger thing but if its the end of […]

Most folks know about warped. They saw it in the scary house of mirrors and stinky old uncle Fred & as they’ve gotten older they’ve […]

Most folks have to come clean sometime. They should likely try to take their soul baring bath daily however to avoid dragging shit into tomorrow […]

Most folks know about the food chain. They understand that its called a chain on account of everything affecting everything over a certain period of […]

Most folks have never met a decamillionaire. They would remember if they had because that beggar will be trying as hard as they possibly can […]

Many folks know people are lazy. They understand that everyone wants things to get better but stay the same especially if it involves tearing themselves […]

Most folks know squat about scientology. They may have heard of this belief system but similar to their car, phone and most fast food, they […]

Most folks have a story to tell. They usually begin with today and work their way backward from tomorrow’s blank page. Thank you, friend. Barry […]

Most folks have ideas. They just think that everyone has ’em which must make ’em worth nearly nothing but without panning there’s no gold. Thank […]

Most folks take breaks. They don’t allow their brain that pleasure though and often get pissed off when stumped. Thank you, friend. Barry out. It’s […]

Most folks have experienced jealousy. They likely know envy too and both of these emotions can create such a twisted view of reality that all […]

Most folks know about evolution. They understand that stuff invents itself and then reinvents itself to the point where its earlier version is bigtime different. […]

Most folks know about rivers. They understand that a person can’t put their foot into the same stream twice but those same people forget that […]

Many folks lose their cool. They get so bent outa shape that they are not and will never again be the same person. Thank you, friend. […]

Most folks know discipline. They either have some of their own or get what they need from approved punishers. Thank you, friend. Barry out.