My throat swells and I start to gag every time I hear the name TEPCO. TEPCO stands for Tokyo Electric Power Company and Tales Every Person Chokes On. Boy, do these motherfuckers bend the truth! They haven’t reported the radiation dosage of any of their employees working at Hell-Hole Fukushima in almost two years on […]
Archive for February, 2013
Most folks know they have a family history. They say its this way and stupid uncle George says no, its that way and grandma says her opinion is gonna ring loud & clear when those idiot kids read her will. Thank you, friend. Barry out.
Many folks fantasize about the real world. They aim their thinking at the edge of the known and by adding unlikely concepts scratch the surface of reality to reveal more. Thank you, friend. Barry out.
Most folks listen to their parents. They do so on account of having no choice but to listen to them and their bickering, waffling and indecision & that’s the best part. Thank you, friend. Barry out.
Most folks know about pride. They understand that employed properly pride is one of the highest achievements of civilization but allow it to slip its bridle and today’s soup is soul-flake. Thank you, friend. Barry out.
Most folks have felt trapped. They were roped into a job or relationship or did a big favor for some jerk who didn’t deserve it but inside is a waay out. Thank you, friend. Barry out.
A couple of years ago I thought of writing my blog live. By live I mean that I come up with a title and story based on the flimsiest of ideas and immediately publish it then work feverishly in front of gawd and everybody to congeal it all into some kind of sense. Sometimes it […]
Many folks are seeking enlightenment. They look, listen and learn through machines and evolving concepts which their minds produce for amazement but the really amazing discoveries lie just inside the machine makers. Thank you, friend. Barry out.
Most folks know how to play ignorant. They have been asked “have I told you this story before…?” by a dear old aunt and without hesitating a wink they too emphatically answered oh no you haven’t aunt Mabel, please tell it again! Thank you, friend. Barry out. Think about yer subconscious. Kin you put yer […]
Most folks know of people with the same name. They wouldn’t think of treating these similarly named people the same on account of some they may know and others they would have never met previously and as such would approach them like strangers with familiar names until someone introduced them. Thank you, friend. Barry out. […]
Most folks know about sides to stories. They understand that each fable, no matter who tells it, has at least duel morals and outcomes tho’ most story tellers suck observers into only one of ’em. Thank you, friend. Barry out. I had two parents alright but they treated each other more like equal opponents than […]
Most folks know about dense. They understand that it connotes a manner of thinking that resembles not thinking. Thank you, friend. Barry out. I brushed shoulders with some secret agents.
Most folks leave room for error. They don’t want for shit to go sideways but if it does then plan B and the entire hypnosis thing kicks in. Thank you, friend. Barry out. Anyone ailse hear dat hummin’? I hear hummin’.
Many folks create things. They might have built a family, garden or dream but never theless it was theirs. Thank you, friend. Barry out. Oh NOW you want to show yer spots!
Most folks have secrets. They hide keys and important life events from others aside dem. Thank you, friend. Barry out. Whar ya
Being different matters. Being okay with being different matters more. No tw0 shits the same. Thank you, friend. Barry out. Maybe ahl treat mahself wit dis… The Silver Seas – Catch Yer Own Train
Most folks acknowledge that messes get created. They really don’t expect to wake up in the morning to find elves willing to not only make mother’s day break fast but clean up after the mother-hugger too. Thank you, friend. Barry out.
Most folks know about opinions. They understand that each set and sometimes even a single eye owner has one yet few of the I I’s ever wonder who seized them to their party. Thank you, friend. Barry out.
Most folks are outwitted. They set so many traps that their ankles must be made of steel on account of so much tripping. Thank you, friend. Barry out. Shhh! Inside! I hears some ‘in!
Most folks think disagreement uncomfortable. They forget that there is always some middle ground even if its waay off into foreign territory and just designating this place where equality is promoted alters distance. Thank you, friend. Barry out.
Many folks are in a rush. They have little idea what they are rushing through but not rushing. Thank you, friend. Barry out. Alabama – I’m In A Hurry
Most folks know shows don’t run themselves. They understand that some people connected with the production are acting more than others and that each associate knows the degree each actor is invested in their character. Thank you, friend. Barry out.
Most folks have been cut, scraped or burned. They understand that the right kind and amount of carpet burn pains so much and for so long that its not something yer doing twice. Thank you, friend. Barry out.
Most folks know about free. They understand that nothing is because of the hook at the end of that line. Thank you, friend. Barry out. There! That line on the compass changed!!!
Most folks listen to advice. They don’t always follow it but they always do consider the validity of their counselor. Thank you, friend. Barry out. Den da lawd says “Mayhaps we’d all be better off if you just kept yer hands together and stayed real quiet.” Pope tells faithful God called him to quit http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/religion/the-pope/9890670/Pope-tells-faithful-God-called-him-to-quit.html
Most folks know about crime. They assume its when someone does damage to someone else to the point where compensation is required. Thank you, friend. Barry out.
What? A person got to kill themselves to get a coffee around here…?! FUCKING BASTARDS! This shit doan taste the same! FUCKING BASTARDS! Thank you, friend. Barry out. Aaron Swartz http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Aaron_Swartz White House directs open access for government research http://www.reuters.com/article/2013/02/24/us-usa-whitehouse-information-idUSBRE91N01C20130224
Many folks are hooked on information. The collect it on their personal communication devices and listen to useful gossip on account of understanding that anyone who don’t have their ear to the ground ain’t a gonna hear no shakin’. Thank you, friend. Barry out. Watch what you watch out fer.
Lately its been happening a lot. Just seconds ago I walked into our living room to suggest that if my loud music was interferring with my wife’s stupid movie watching then why don’t she try the earmuffs I use when torching Liberty City in GTA IV? As I rounded the corner of a dividing wall […]
Most folks know about seasons. They understand that seasons indicate the weather patterns of earth, the attire and attitude of humans and the value of all that shit stored in their garage. Thank you, friend. Barry out. Shit’s value of changes with the whether.