Archive for August, 2013

Flies Crazily Land On Flyswatters And Humans Pray Hard For A Heaven

Many folks follow religions. They better all be right or someone’s gonna have some splainin’ to do. Thank you, friend. Barry out.

Things Have A Way Of Working Out So Slivers, DO YER DAMNEDEST!

Most folks have dreams. They dream about things really working out for them and then they often forget about working out. Thank you, friend. Barry out.

And If You Don’t Give A Tree Respect It’ll Sratch You All To Hell

Most folks know about wood. They understand that rectangular shapes start out cylindrical but vectored through someone’s imagination become spectacular lifeboats. Thank you, friend. Barry out.

Dreams DO Come True. One Teeny Nightmare At A Time.

Most folks won’t hazard a guess. They would have a peat of yesterdays repeat if it was on the menu & can a person get fried with that? Thank you, friend. Barry out.

Impaired Driving Laws: More Of What Doesn’t Work Won’t

Many folks imbibe alcohol. They do it before dinner, after work and during nearly everything people do including travel. Thank you, friend. Barry out. Please Mr Google, take people’s hands off da wheel!

Dude Demanded To Then Met The Grand Mosquito King

Most folks know about screen. They understand that what ever don’t recognize it will be directed by it and likely other invisible stuff. Thank you, friend. Barry out.

These Guys Called It A Soul And These Guys Called It A Credit Score

Most folks are more than they appear. They are a good or not so good church goer, a good or not so good citizen, and maybe even a good or not so good credit risk. Thank you, friend. Barry out.

In Order To Successfully Follow Yer Heart You Must Have A Heart To Follow

Many folks wish people would smarten up. They don’t usually feel the need to sharpen their own pencil tho’ on account of the rising tide raising all Flynns effect. Thank you, friend. Barry out.

Three Stages Of Life: Walk Behind, Ride On And Fly Ahead.

Most folks crawl before they walk. They then learn how to run and jump & sometimes bowl people over. Thank you, friend. Barry out.

Stories Must Be Told And Every Truth Needs Varnish

Many folks live life twice. They experience their initial reality and in describing it to themselves ever so slightly give it a spin. Thank you, friend. Barry out.

Until They Howl You Never Know, A Coyote Could Be Right Beside You

Most folks know about the wild. They understand that it connects somewhere with the tame but where that might actually be escapes them. Thank you, friend. Barry out.

Yes He Was On Life Support But Here They Called It A Lawnmower

Most folks like to save time. They understand that it really isn’t saved though, its just available to be squandered differently. Thank you, friend. Barry out.

Once Dude Had Been A Janitor Shit Never Was The Same Again

Many folks clean up after themselves. They understand that when messes touch they become tougher to recognize & unrecognized messes open the door wide for Captain Chaos. Thank you, friend. Barry out.

Dude Liked Himself Some Good Hurting

Most folks have been wounded. They might have stood for something that went to hell in a handbasket or got their fingers caught in a cookie jar but those who could pull themselves outa the ditch became better drivers in the long run. Thank you, friend. Barry out.

Jeepers The Internet Is Hungry Today

There was a sound in the middle of the night, Maybe not a sound but I heard it alright. It called me out, come on out, it said, I wasn’t alone, there were millions ahead.   Emit! the voice said and emit we all did, Some conjoured fingers while others made ribs. Slowly something new […]

How To Get People To Believe In You

Many folks have faith in themselves. They admit to not being perfect and are hellbound to getting better which gives them unconscious contageous confidence. Thank you, friend. Barry out.  

Reading, Righting And Arithmetrics

Most folks make mistakes. They try to admit their errors in order to analyse them & learn from them so’s they don’t start adding up. Thank you, friend. Barry out.

When Adults Could Have Anything They Wanted Their Want Muscles Were Atrophied

Most folks know about rules. They understand that rules change depending on where they are and what time it is which can be very confusing to anyone lacking a moral compass. Thank you, friend. Barry out.

Help Is Just Around The Corner So Stay Off The Straight And Narrow

Most folks require assistance. They hate to ask for it though on account of dominion being in short supply and at Needy Point there ain’t any extra. Thank you, friend. Barry out.

Self Worth Ain’t A Topic Of Conversation But Try Going A Day Without It

Most folks want to make their own way. They crave self reliance on account of it allowing them to pat their own back for being a good hunter or gatherer in a system that hunts gatherers. Thank you, friend. Barry out.

Before It Was Yer Cheatin’ Heart But Now Yer Phone Will Tell On You

Most folks like to stay in touch. They panic whenever it is discovered that they don’t have their personal communicator nearby because what if somebody tries to get hold of them or needs to connect them to some future investigation? Thank you, friend. Barry out. How “cell tower dumps” caught the High Country Bandits—and why it […]

Remind Yerself How Smart You Are Because Nobody Else Will Do It

Most folks have to do stuff themselves. They want the garbage taken out so they have to do it, they want the dishes put away so they have to do it and when they need some reminders as to how intelligent they are, well, they have to do that too. Thank you, friend. Barry out. 

Every Plant Knew That Humans Were Their Offspring And Humans Wanted To Be Gods

Most folks have parents. They don’t always know their actual parent’s names or what they looked like though on account of it not being in their nature. Thank you, friend. Barry out.

Dude Failed At Almost Everything But Then Along Came Social Engineering

Most folks allow their friends to choose them. They seldom set out with purpose to ensure someone becomes their comrade because purposeful comradeships are not taught in school and if they worked how could this possibly be legal? Thank you, friend. Barry out.

Cards Going In Longways Can Never Go In Sideways Cause No, It Just Couldn’t Work.

Most folks are beholden to habits. They are so ruled by those habits, including the habit of not noticing habits, that any attempt to make any change, no matter how small, would be resisted with the full force of their habit pack. Thank you, friend. Barry out.

A Ton ‘O Ghastly Marks Idled Just Below His Now Clear and Unblemished Skin

Many folks have suffered alergic reactions. They have itched and scratched until large welts formed on their body and for the most part they did not wonder where all that stuff was just before it surfaced. Thank you, friend. Barry out.

The Weather Can Work With Anyone But Will Anyone Work With The Weather?

Most folks know that things change. They recognize that if they don’t adjust to the planet’s activities, the planet will adjust to a time prior to their activities. Thank you, friend. Barry out.

Power Eats Power Eats Power Eats Power

Most folks have managed peersonal influence. They started with utilizing guilt on themselves and then graduated to employing it on others and before they could say dogs do devour  dogs they were consuming somone else’s lunch. Thank you, friend. Barry out. 

They Knew How Many Beers And HotDogs Were Needed To Keep Good Citizens Glued

Most folks make their own choices. They walk into a grocery store and know dang well they can have anything they want as long as its in that store. Thank you, friend. Barry out.

Sure Dude Was Most Self Limiting But You Certainly Couldn’t Tell Him That

Most folks know about stubborness. They have encountered it plenty in other people and perhaps even a time or two in  themselves which they think is a pretty good average. Thank you, friend. Barry out.