Most folks don’t get surprised. They never nearly jump outa their skin or almost shit their pants on account of always riding with Brother Certainty. Thank you, friend. Barry out. The Kiki Dee Band – I’ve Got the Music in Me
Archive for February, 2014
Many folks know about collection agencies. They ring bells and buzzers and maybe would squeeze a person’s neck. Thank you, friend. Barry out.
A device needs to be created. Just a simple headband with a spring loaded plastic hand which can be activated to strike an offensive yapper by entering a number which is plainly visible on the back of their Yapslapper headband. Employing this system, anyone acting like a moron would receive multiple yap-slaps from smart phone admonishers who become aware […]
Most folks know about attention. They understand it is limited and often lacking because there ain’t enough to go around. Thank you, friend. Barry out.
Most folks have been shit scared. They usually attempt to not show exactly how much they are shit scared though on account of that giving the scare invoker more power to scare. Thank you, friend. Barry out.
Most folks know that bullets don’t think. They understand that if a human aims a gun at them, that human has the power to end this dimension as they know it so if they’re done with it, okay. Thank you, friend. Barry out. Look first. Clap Clap Riot – Moss-Haired Girl
Most folks have been in a hard spot. They gathered up their resources and steam and together they took their swing at life and if it hit, good; if it didn’t then they would pick themselves up & dust that person off and as before, continue. Thank you, friend. Barry out. Clap Clap Riot – […]
Most folks live only so long. They usually have no choice over how long that might be so guess work in that direction would most likely be redundant and better left to professionals who specialize in such. Thank you, friend. Barry out. Jimmy Cliff – Vietnam –
Many folks fall behind in payments. They pull tooth and nail to get their attachments to adhere to a fifteen day cycle but those less cycled could care less. Thank you, friend. Barry out.
Most folks are ex number of years old. They don’t measure their life by trials, errors or tribulations, they measure it by earth spins which turns out to be one of the worst measurement tools in existence. Thank you, friend. Barry out.
Most folks will wake up again. They keep on keeping on and before you know it they’ve put in their time and its time to go even if they have no idea whose bags they’re carrying. Thank you, friend. Barry out. Production can be measured as well as time. Better than. Time cannot be multiplied. Queens […]
Most folks know nada about margin. They operate their lives one for one and if not there’s a statement mailed every month saying exactly how much of what went where and what they don’t take into account is how close they are spending to that radiation called interest. Thank you, friend. Barry out. Jambalaya on […]
Most folks fool themselves. They say things are okay when they’re not and they say they don’t need any help when they do but sooner or later there comes a time when load meets carrier. Thank you, friend. Barry out.
Most folks enjoy respect. They might even demand it but demand away because nobody got too much. Thank you, friend. Barry out.
My father was sometimes a painter in Virden, Manitoba. Not the type of painter who could paint scenery, he painted buildings. Mostly the insides of buildings. One day I overheard him say he had been hired to repaint the inside of our town’s cafe which was the single spot in our area that had or […]
Many folks know about new and improved. They understand that some users are so head down arse up that wild horses couldn’t tear them away from the program they’re running while other playas are neck bent on the what’s for dinner next big thing. Thank you, friend. Barry out.
They were five bros… five brothers. Five fingers in the fist of a glove. The rules they shook to came from no man, No, these rules were sent from above. They were so above this and of course above that. Strolled in like the pile underfoot wasn’t theirs. Or they’d never ever picked over […]
Most folks know about cyberspace. They think the ‘land’ there is free but only the swampy stuff that requires a bridge to get to is free and that crapola ain’t worth nothin! Thank you, friend. Barry out.
Most folks have been assholes. They said or did something that no one in their right mind would and for some reason it is impossible to apologize so from time to time they just grunt & cringe for being so friggin’ far out to lunch. Thank you, friend. Barry out.
Most folks work on stuff that isn’t theirs. They toil and trouble, till their master’s stubble until the cows that ain’t theirs come home and all this assistance ensures the idea haver is one day closer to achieving their goal. Thank you, friend. Barry out. Dreams are like children. Make em. Have em. Raise em. […]
Most folks know about drawing. They understand that few people have enough talent to accurately depict an event with pencil and paper so that it would generate the same furor and compassion as cell phone cameras. Thank you, friend. Barry out.
Most folks have never heard of anosognosia. They might know someone who is suffering from the onset of dementia though, and when those poor beggars start losing their memory the first thing they ask is; “What’s going on?” Thank you, friend. Barry out. Anosognosia http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Anosognosia He Man – What’s Going On – (Four Non Blondes)
Many folks know about entropy. They understand that through entropy all things wear out & turn in and recklessly considered this can occur at the most inopportune hour. Thank you, friend. Barry out. What percentage of feesh get thrown back from feesh heaven? And to what can those lucky beggars compare their experience? Unless they know some flying […]
Most folks enjoy clean. They seldom understand that clean is unnatural and unnatural is now normal. Thank you, friend. Barry out.
Most folks have flesh colored thumbs. They also prefer covered to dirt floors on account of it being so difficult to see dust. Thank you, friend. Barry out.
Most folks think speed kills. They imagine someone or thing going faster than it’s course can be held then careening through a barrier & over an embankment to their expected peril. Thank you, friend. Barry out. The fog of war hides many, many things. All war. Every war. Many things.
Many folks consider culture. They recognize its influence while learning its strengths and weak nesses because once they know where the mouth of the horse is, they can insert their bit. Thank you, friend. Barry out.
Many folks have exclaimed Holy Shit! They have just experienced something which is a step beyond what they thought possible and if their path toward enlightenment it could be a very positive event even if this currently seems inconceivable. Thank you, friend. Barry out.
Most folks revere permanence. They imagine that the anchors of reality which preceded them will outlast them and that they equate to the perpetual. Thank you, friend. Barry out.
Most folks are happy when things go right. They enjoy every minute if life falls into place and they row merrily along in this state until they hit a bump and things go sideways and at that moment they realize that there is a pile of uncontemplated reality. Thank you, friend. Barry out.