Archive for February, 2014

At The Chinese Cafe They Worked Three-Sixy-Four & Nobody Gave A Damn

Most folks want stuff. They want it when they want it and if they can’t have it right then someone’s catching hell. Thank you, friend. Barry out.

Putting Yerself In Other’s Shoes Is Not About Theft Of Footwear

Most folks can imagine plight. They don’t usually do so for long or that often though on account of plight being contagious. Thank you, friend. Barry out.  

Generations Follow A See-Stem And Guess What Pal…Yer In It!

Most folks know that kids are lazy. They don’t clean up their room and never listen but they still gotta be loved even if they are getting too big to hit. Thank you, friend. Barry out.

Ninety-Five Percent Jobs Ain’t Nearly Done, They’re Sneaky, ALMOST Traps.

Many folks know about the easy way out. They look long and hard before they even entertain taking that route on account of the easy road being predictable enough that anyhing could lay in wait. Thank you, friend. Barry out. If’n ya cain’t fineesh, doan start. Its a complete waste ‘o tyme.

When Genghis Asks Didja? People Say Yassa. Yassa, Always Yassa.

Many folks know about pillaging. They charge as much as they can, running accounts payable sky high and when the check comes due they dine and dash with yer sharpest silverware. Thank you, friend. Barry out. Yassa    

Don’t You Even Think About It

  I don’t know why I’m afraid But I am. Believe me, I am.   (They put the fear of God in you. They brought the God of Fear.)   I can’t consume doze banks no mo’ I bounce & check with Bank-aphobia. And I shan’t be a patient health care waiter I suffer bad from […]

After Fifty-Seven Times As The Birthday Boy Shit Was Getting Kinda Old

Most folks celebrate special occasions. They don’t feel right celebrating those daze without significant designations on account of if everyone acted like that it would devastate the party cake biz. Thank you, friend. Barry out.

Sofa Que

Most folks are gonna die. They sometimes wonder if their spouse will outlive them and then they remember that whomever goes first can decide next. Thank you, friend. Barry out.  Someone was obviously pissed off with their wife when they wrote this… Jackson Browne–Doctor My Eyes 

They Heard The Flapping Of Insanity Flag But Only Saluted It Once Or Twice A Year

Many folks know about normal. They understand that it changes depending on how old, who or where they are and those who claim ignorance of the wild and varied strains of normal are normal. Thank you, friend. Barry out. Mary

There Was A Method To Their Madness But One Had To Be Crazy To Ask

Most folks know about consensus. They understand that consensus is what people refer to or ignore just as soon as they realize the foolhardiness of crowds. Thank you, friend. Barry out. 

The Prosecutor Dropped His Charges But The Lawyers, They Would Not.

Most folks know about justice. They understand that innocence, while assumed, still needs to be proven and if proof can be gathered then those gatherers expect reimbursement. Thank you, friend. Barry out.  

Shot For A Flag And Yer To Blame. Citizens Suffering From Lame Brain.

Most folks want their offspring to live. They might still allow them to head butt an opposing team member’s helmeted head or body check another team member’s padded torso or snipe an opposing team member’s noggin if they’re on the wrong side of a battle. Thank you, friend. Barry out.

If You Don’t Go Into The Woods Today There Ain’t A Gonna Be No Heat

Most folks know about close calls. They alter the meaning of anything that happened before or after & if not they travel in waves. Thank you, friend. Barry out. Henry Hall & His Orchestra – The Teddy Bear’s Picnic (1932) 

How To Force Children To Not Use Force

Most folks peddle influence. They say wait til your father hears about this or what would your friends think if they knew? and they try to do this while staying balanced atop very high horses. Thank you, friend. Barry out.  

Here’s To The Jumpers Who Don’t Change Their Mind Even After They Jump

Most folks know about deep regret. They fortunately somehow get struck with such wisdom that it makes the previous them look like a moron by contrast and evolving morons grunt. Thank you, friend. Barry out. The igrunt I believe it is called. As in, holy shit, am I ever igrunt.

And People Will Give You Crap For Next To Nothing, EasyRider!

Most folks know about the shitty end of the stick. They understand that sooner or later they are going to have to grab it and the best advice anyone can follow in that situation is to avoid an abundance of finger licking. Thank you, friend. Barry out. Grab the shitty stick afore’n the stick stabs […]

Yeah, Dude Saw The Trap And Then Stepped Right On Into It.

Many folks get talked into things. They didn’t wake up that day thinking they would wind up walking someone’s dog straight into a shit-bag disagreement. Thank you, friend. Barry out.

The Straight And Narrow Is A Human Detection

Most folks know about spheres. They show up throughout nature without society’s input but rectangles, no. Thank you, friend. Barry out. Frank Sinatra – The Impossible dream  

Yep, Adults Follow Logpile Rules.

Most folks were once children. They played with other kids in a park where every kid adhered to an unwritten and hurting law which said if one kid should fall, all kids fallow on them. Thank you, friend. Barry out.

The Trainer Thought He Was Pretty Good But His Training Sucked Big Time

Many folks can expertly throw curves. They apply spin to a thing to control it once it leaves their influence and carried out properly their effect projection resembles magic. Thank you, friend. Barry out.  

Setting Fire To Grumble Garden

Most folks complain. They usually don’t have much to complain about but they also possess an imagination. Thank you, friend. Barry out. Complaints are like dawgs. Some’ll hunt and some won’t.

Dude Was A Big Taker Of Risk Alright But At Times He’d Like To Give It All Back

Many folks are excited by fear. They climb to great heights just to fling themselves down as far and fast as possible and vibrations from that velocitous wind implant mind melodies that will not be shaken. Thank you, friend. Barry out. 

If Ownership Can Change, Owners Can Too.

Most folks appreciate balance. They are usually unaware of what causes their vertical centeredness  but when it vacates everything goes with it. Thank you, friend. Barry out. The Greatest Gift in the Entire Universe

It Wasn’t His Throat, It Was Condescending Behavior, She Was Cutting Outa Her Life.

Many folks have had enough. They leap through the edge as if it was the beginning of somewhere else and even if they skid onto the other side, they’re still on it. Thank you, friend. Barry out.

Hi! My Name Is BLANK. Ask Me About STP – Smile Transfer Protocol!

Okay, okay. Calm down… I know you must be pretty exited about finally rubbing eyeballs with the creator of STP – Smile Tranfer Protocol but for criminies sakes, did you just soil dem jeans? Lawdy, get ahold of yerself! Yes STP is omnipotent. Yes STP is omnipresent and lets not forget about Omnieasytouse! For sure […]

You Can’t Order Life Like You Do With Food But It Does Have Some Good Take Out

Most folks know their maker. They don’t usually know them as well as they should but are on a first name basis with them in case said maker should make one hellova mess. Thank you, friend. Barry out. Jesus Barry! Did you do THIS?!  

The First Plagiarist Is Original. After That They’re All Copy Catty Cat Cats.

Most folks know about authentic. They realize it when it is revealed to them but they don’t usually put a lot of credence into it because more of the same is what people want and if they can’t have that, why don’t you order first? Thank you, friend. Barry out.

Yer Very Best Dreams Come To An End

Most folks sleep. They figure out that they have been in slumber as soon as they wake and if they don’t, they don’t. Thank you, friend. Barry out.

There Was Absolutely No One There. You Know… Besides Himself.

Many folks speak in black and white. They often consider themselves to be colorful characters in this light and dark world where  everything other than them is a special shade of gray. Thank you, friend. Barry out.

Things Are Never Like You Think They Are Unless Of Course You Think They Are

Many folks are unconvinced. They believe in gods, government and maybe gooks hiding out in the jungle and no amount of evidence to the contrary will shake their belief that reality is how they say it is or that disbelievers are necessary flaws in an otherwise perfect world. Thank you, friend. Barry out.