Month: March 2014

Many folks have had their arse kicked. They were likely more than two years old when it happened though, and it probably wasn’t their father who […]

Many folks know about the wild west. They learned that horses, women and the odd gunslinger were faster than fast but a well drawn wanted poster and a decent […]

Most folks know that death is a business. They attended funerals where dude was buried in the best piece of furniture he’s ever owned and […]

Most people are born once. They might claim to being born again but this necessarily would be metaphorically speaking on account of where is their big […]

Most folks know that time is money. They often forget that before time becomes money it must be worth something and if it’s worth anything, […]

  You; Won’t sing in tune. You; Don’t tell no time. You; Don’t understand, You under mine. You undermine.   You; Sleep well at night. […]

Many folks pretend to be happy. They are waiting until the right sunset comes along to crack their winning smile and if all goes as planned […]

Many folks know about the moon. They understand that the moon is ‘out there’ & wherever out there is is where their alive wants to […]

Most folks can act nervous. They seldom do it for loot though but all yer mulers are hiring front sweaters & back end shakers. Thank […]

Many folks know about oceans. They understand that water possesses the power to create with plenty ‘o punch left over to destroy so it’s always good […]

Most folks know about zombies. They drink coffee, stay off their electronics while driving and make little reminder notes up the ying yang to not become one. […]

Most folks make mistakes. They hate it when it happens but seldom invest recovery time trying to figure out what happened and how to avoid it next time. Thank […]

Most folks have felt physically sick. They know from experience that they can and have felt better and the majority realize intuitively that their health […]

Most folks know what is best. They follow the tried and true path to enlightenment which is so well worn and beaten that anyone attempting […]

Most folks can’t stop themselves. They do what they do and if other people don’t like it they can kiss their sweet petunia oh, hello mom. […]

Most folks know about over. They understand that it ain’t over until the fat lady sings and she sings the right song at the right time […]

Most folks are concerned. They fret about this and fear about that and until those juices are put on simmer there’ll be nothing to show […]

Most folks know about wildlife. They understand that animals in the wild do not consider the utility of roadways in the same manner that  humans […]

Most folks take chances. They take chances that are so small that their ability to take a wee bit more risk gets crippled and now any […]

Most folks have no idea what they want. They wait for a menu and if there isn’t one then holy hell confusion breaks out and they […]

Most folks are in a trance. They go about their business without giving anything a second thought and yet from time to time they ‘come […]

Many folks get jealous. They often don’ realize that jealousy, like bad breath, can be fixed right now from the outside but the stinky part is inside. […]

Most folks can change. They can stop saying a word or phrase or they can start calling themselves The Right Honorable and they can change […]

Most folks are okay. They could be better, sure, but alright is better than not worth a shit which is how many people seem to […]

Most folks have socks. They don’t mind  getting socks for gifts but socks…? Thank you, friend. Barry out.

Monday was made up. Someone made Monday up. The earth, the name the earth was made up. Someone made that up. The thing before it […]

Most folks have a memory. They employ such a large chunk of it for their past that there is no memory left for their future. […]

Most folks have body odor. They recognize it and control it if that sort of thing is high on their list of ways to get […]

Many folks are jerks. They don’t know they are jerks though, which only adds to their jerkiness and until they realize it they’re cursed to […]

Most folks have some idea. They quickly grapple for clues if they have none and from that they form an image, a plan and in […]