Archive for March, 2014

Each Day Dude Rote Large On His Beach And Each Evening The Ocean Replied

  More, life said. Give me more. More life for those alive and more alive. More, life said. Give… me… more…   Thank you, friend. Barry out.

Back In The Day We Just Slaughtered The Natives. Now Look At All Of You!

  Wherever light skinned men turn their eyes, there go the property rights of former new world inhabitants. Like construction workers who never live in the houses they build, new world natives are there to be utilized, cannibalized and soon despised. Course, in cyberspace skin color is difficult to discern so currently it’s like White […]

Ignorant Bastardiness Is A Rotten Tooth That Sooner Or Later Must Be Pulled

Many folks become wise. They learn at sometimes an excruciatingly slow pace but never-the-less, they do learn that they are a minority. Thank you, friend. Barry out.

First Produce Fibers In Yer Being THEN Start Playing With Them

Many folks try their damnedest. They huff and puff until they blow whatever house they need to have blown down but none of this happens until someone performs lung exercises. Thank you, friend. Barry out.  

If Dude Grows Up

When Dude grows up He wants to be Big and tall and strong. He wants success, though not overnight, Still, it shouldn’t take too long.   When Dude grows up His kids will too They’ll be big and tall and strong. They will note from up here it’s different From below that which seemed all […]

A Touch And Go Soldier

Day 1. There’s no life like it! Day 2. Think of it son… See the world, maybe learn another language. Income tax free money! Day 3. Why not live off the government? Let ’em train you for something and then coast like everyone else! Day 4. Get outa this town. Take a look around. There’s nothing here! Day 5. […]

Praise The Lawd That Praying Don’t Work Until You Get Really Good At It

Most folks have wished someone ill. They fantasized about so-in-so dropping stone cold dead as a fucking doornail dead on hopefully a hair covered bathroom floor but nope. Thank you, friend. Barry out. Whoa now! Watch where yer pointin’ that thing! Every gun is loaded ya know?!  

Calling All White People. The Slave Thing She Has Sweeched!

Most folks want independence. They also want someone else to take out the trash, cook their fast food and where the fuck is my same day delivery?! Thank you, friend. Barry out.

Dude Was Going To Sell Out Whether In A Selling Mood Or Not

Many folks are honest with themselves. They fool themselves sure but they understand that at some point the bullshit parade is coming to a stop and if they’re the last one twisting Ka Ka cotton candy that ain’t good. Thank you, friend. Barry out.  

If Yer Taking Off Think Of A Place To Land

Most folks get upset. They hopefully soon pick themselves right side up and figure out how they got all upside down. Thank you, friend. Barry out.

Assholishness Has No Reflection

Most folks know about mirrors. They understand that mirrors are tools to illuminate their appearance but also selfie rakes of vanity slathering con con consumerism. Thank you, friend. Barry out.  Alice Cooper – No More Mr. Nice Guy 

Dude Had His Way Of Being Ahead If Only Up His Own Arsehole

Many folks need to be right. They often commit so many wrongs in the process that their right turns out wrong for everybody. Thank you, friend. Barry out.

This Isn’t Silence, It’s Verbal Austerity. This Isn’t Silence, It’s Verbal Austerity. This…

Most folks care about their stuff. They often unfortunately don’t care as much about the care giver of their stuff. Thank you, friend. Barry out. Laconic phrase http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Laconic_phrase When Leonidas was in charge of guarding the narrow mountain pass at Thermopylae with just 7,000 Greek men in order to delay the invading Persian army, Xerxes offered to spare his men if […]

You Perhaps Think Yerself Pretty Smart But Think Again, Again, Again.

Most folks avoid reflecting. They can barely stand the doofus they see in their mirror every morning let alone taking the rap for what might have fucking been. Thank you, friend. Barry out. 

If A Fish Bit Every Line, Well… Fishin’d Be No Fun.

Most folks don’t question why. They just do as they are told and ask others to do as they are told on account of if everyone just follows suit then greasing one gear slipperies the entire bulwark. Thank you, friend. Barry out.

If You Think About It (And Most People Don’t) Then You’d Be An Original Thinker

Many folks prefer to ride. They don’t drive on account of wherever they want to to someone is already going so why make two trips? Thank you, friend. Barry out.

When Billy Says It Ain’t Closin’ Time It Sure As Hell Ain’t Closin’ Time!

Many folks get up when they want to. They require no jingling bells or fake brook sounds to crack their peepers, no, these fortunates work minds which are so in tune with their bodies that the dang things start just as they’re sliding into ’em. Thank you, friend. Barry out.

Children Grow Up But Adults Do Not

Most folks have rules. They enforce them in their home, neighborhood and vehicles but everywhar else is open season. Thank you, friend. Barry out.

When One Dude On The Boat Got Smarter The Whole Damn Boat Got Smarter!

Many folks have been dragged under. They likely could have saved themselves if it weren’t for the tight grip a proximate Going Downer had on their timeline. Thank you, friend. Barry out. Flynn effect http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Flynn_effect

The Water Isn’t Boiling, It’s Just A Little Warmer.

Most folks can be snuck up on. They are busy looking this way and that in a field of view with too many things to be seen and any attention is quickly divided. Thank you, friend. Barry out. Tom Woods – Economics Of The Police State 

So Everyone Was Spanked, Just In Case…

Most folks have been through security. They willingly submit to electronic and physical searches to preserve the juggernaut called freedom. Thank you, friend. Barry out.

Livin’ A Life Of SAU: Shit Adds Up

Most folks know about two and two. They understand those two numbers can sum to four or depict a much larger number of twenty-two depending on the story teller. Thank you, friend. Barry out. Migos – Birds (No Label 2) 

Life On The Back Of A Wild ‘Ol Dawg

Most folks know about history. They understand that it repeats itself and repeats itself but that cycle doesn’t occur in their life because they are more aware more aware. Thank you, friend. Barry out.  Monster-Steppenwolf

Vape Don’t Stop The Pain But It Surely Takes The Shine Off It

Most folks know that pot relaxes. They understand that yer best pot imbibed by the right im biber at the right imbibing time can even knock off socks that aren’t on. Thank you, friend. Barry out.

Nacho Kay

Most folks follow their follower. They do so in order to apply makeup while driving or eat enroute on account of getting ahead requires loosing a mind. Thank you, friend. Barry out. Tom Waits – Make It Rain (Letterman 09.09.04) 

Dude Could See The Water But The Speeding Boat Showed No Wake

Many folks fly without wings. They don’t need them if they can climb into something that already has ’em. Thank you, friend. Barry out.

A Certain Amount Of Magic In Everything

Most folks know about misdirection. They understand that almost anyone can have their attention detoured but they ain’t drivin’! Thank you, friend. Barry out.

Want To Work Well In The Human Clock? Take Time To Mesh With Many Gears.

Most folks know about rubber meeting the road. They understand that tires and the planet  have a surface and if those surfaces  are rubbed the wrong way they make loud squealing sounds. Thank you, friend. Barry out.

And Yet The Two Bullets, Success And Failure, Stuck Each Other Mid Flight.

Many folks have been pushed to the edge. They say they can’t do it anymore and goddammit this time they mean it and if someone or something don’t shape up around here then they are shipping the hell out. Thank you, friend. Barry out. Threats, like broken promises, quickly lose their effect.

Pat Yer Own Back Yes But Creams No

Many folks can pick themselves up. They grab their bootlaces and yard ’em for all their worth with full knowledge that if the shoe fits its gonna wear them. Thank you, friend. Barry out.