Archive for August, 2014

The Paradigm Shift Waltz

  Got numbers? Numbers are just representations. Like a cross, sword or actor’s demeanor. They mean different things to different people. As in:   “Here’s the total. Seventy-five thousand…” “Holy Shit! Seventy-five thousand is a lot!” “We think it should be more…” “More?! I think it should be less!” “More is better for us.” “Yeah […]

There Were A Lot Of Lines To Be Read Between Blocked With Legalese And All

Most folks know reasons change. They understand that wind and rain were once the work of angry gods who required sacrifice & thankfully it has been revealed that HARP now owns the weather. Thank you, friend. Barry out.

“I’m Yer New Boss,” Big Buddy Said. “Now You Listen To Me.”

Most folks know about managers. They understand that managers make decisions on what they  think they know when they don’t know half as much as they think they do. Thank you, friend. Barry out.

This Brings Out The Beast In Me

Live people do. Amid the hunt and bother. Hunting and bothering each other to hunt, As they grunt through their hunt and their bother.   Live people do. Amid those bleeding, bleeding out. They’ve given up their clout. For what they gotta shout? They’ve given up on the hunt, they have. They’ve given up on the […]

When Yer Body Wants To Do Shit, Do It!

Most folks know about their body. They understand that it wants to be used as a good vehicle and like all good vehicles it’s okay with staying safely in the barn. Thank you, friend. Barry out. Course, shit can still fall on a body indoors an keel ’em. They could fall downstairs and get keeled. […]

This Story Was Written By Me, Barry Williams and Me, Barry L. Williams.

Sue said of angry Mr. Brooks this morning, “I’m convinced he’s two different people!” Jerry excitedly exclaimed, “Ya, we had to call the exorcist on Margret!” Mama said, “That boy is not his-ownself today…” ***   WE ARE NOT ALONE! How many times do we have to be told? Not in outer space and certainly […]

People Trapped By Kindness Keep Being Trapped By Meanness

  This guy spent a big parta his life, Looking back to change the past. He’d hire psychics and attorneys too To give his past a blast.   He seldom looked ahead to see Whatever he might be. Instead invested present tense, Carving out what he believed.   T’was in his soft stoned hard existence Where […]

Dude Made The Noise Cat And Cat Made The Noise Nope

Most folks get hints. They often ignore them but that don’t stop ’em comin’. Thank you, friend. Barry out.

You Cannot Steal Love But You Can Steel Love

Most folks yearn to be connected. They want to feel their connection, the hard fast solid anchor to that place unbelievers call beyond comprehension because once in never out. Thank you, friend. Barry out. Like a bad meal, love just won’t stay gone.

Everyone Knows Their Name Even If You Don’t

I am composed of several distinct and not-so-distinct personalities. One of those personalities loves a tune and no matter what, I cannot get the sound of it out of my head. Okay, our head. It must be loud as hell in buddy’s head though because the sonofabitch is driving me crazy in this one. Anyway, […]

Sure She Rolled Her Eyes Up In Her Head But Nowhere’s Where She Went

Many folks live in flight or fight mode. They are about this close to tearing someone’s head off and shitting down their neck and if moron thinks they’ve got all day to throw away sightseeing on  Flappin’ Gum Alley, that sheep just sailed. Thank you, friend. Barry out.

Freedom Lay Across “The Shoe Drops Here” Road

Most folks fight for their rights. They might be accused of  fighting half heartedly via complaining but a poor swing is better than none. Thank you, friend. Barry out.

The Needle Point Hardly Resembles The Track Or Dress It’s About To Make

  Strange are the things that come from where. Curiously wondering why. Who said what and who kicked the cat? And why don’t pigs and cats fly? They try… And want to. Everything wants to fly.   The sky, He points to, is a medium. With small and large on the outside. And if you […]

Becausa The Goddamned Allodoxaphobia Dude Didn’t Let Him Have It

Most folks could give a shit. They don’t care what so- in-so down the street thinks because she too is a flag waving member of Club Moronic. Thank you, friend. Barry out. allodoxaphobia  

What He Said Might Be True But GivesAFuck Had Already Gone

Most folks interrupt. They interrupt a program with a bathroom break and grandma when she forgets what she’s saying but when interruption becomes normal then absolutely nothin’ happens. Thank you, friend. Barry out.

Total Honesty Is Stunning. Who Really Wants To Be Stunned?

So advertising doesn’t work for most small businesses. We have to wait for them to go out of business so the next business occupying that same location will advertise. Until they also go out of business. See how this works guys? Your route doesn’t change but your customers do. “Outlast your customers is the big […]

Hands Up – Who Don’t Hear The UnderMining?

Most folks know old. They understand that without anything doing anything, something big about it is changing. Thank you, friend. Barry out.

Slippery Altruism Whispers “Do It, Do It!” Like A Wet Willy In Each Ear.

This fellow gave his life for his country. So did this girl. Other people are living in their places now.   Thank you, friend. Barry out.  

Don’t Get Angry At The Things That Are Missing

Most folks have ideas. They imagine things working out a certain way and if they don’t they can be happy to a degree or pissed off to a degree. Thank you, friend. Barry out. Be happy with what you have and, get more. Sheppard – Geronimo

Everyone Can’t Have Hangers On When You Have More Than Yer Share

Most folks have been used. They reached for something their mother couldn’t get and brought their dad toilet paper when his legs stopped working but if they ain’t discerning, they be a reach’in and a brang’in all day. Thank you, friend. Barry out.

You Want Yer Attention All At Once Or Spread Over Too Damn Few Years?

Most folks know how to be ignorant. They ignore strangers in the street and horribly ignorant vehicle drivers who should be shot like the dogs of war and don’t even get started on their goddamn in-laws. Thank you, friend. Barry out.

Get Sharp. Sharp As Hell. Then Throw YourSelf Into Something.

Most folks know about flashes. They understand that flashes are a short term deal but the effect upon flash viewers can take a  long time to fade. Thank you, friend. Barry out.  

It Was Look Here And Look There. They Wanted Every Head Turned.

Most folks have a mind. They imagine their mind being directed by their brain and personal intent but that ain’t the way it works. Thank you, friend. Barry out. Say uh, ya got some’in ta keep deez kidz busy?  

Life Is A Choice. Or Not. You Choose.

Most folks see what they can. They don’t go poking around in the invisible to determine if there is something there worth making real. Thank you, friend. Barry out.

The Day The Plant World Voted

Most folks know about marijuana. They understand that marijuana just stands or sits there, doing nothing, but the people who fool with it say stuff and move about in a manner that suggests it could be the marijuana talking. Thank you, friend. Barry out.

The Scoundrels Run And Jump And Play Yet Seldom Do They Pay

Most folks know about politics. They understand that politicians are like grand marshalls of a parade and if the the parade turns and they do not they scoot back to the front before anyone realizes they’re lost. Thank you, friend. Barry out. Whenever Pete’s mouth is moving it moves him back to the front. Peter MacKay says […]

Dude’s Wife Looked Pretty Fat

Most folks know about navigation. They understand that if the navigator doesn’t know where they are and plan from there, chances of arriving anywhere predictable are predictable. Thank you, friend. Barry out. My wife is a beautiful woman. And, she’s fat by “normal” standards. She’s pretty no matter what her body-fat index is.

She Preferred Her Red Wine In A Coffee Cup. Don’t Dare Mix It Up.

  She liked to sup. As in “was up?” and tipping plentya tippy cup Full of nummy nupp-nupps, It’s all hush, hush. You hear me? Shush! Grr, you friggin lush! You Hear? It’s hush shush!   She was so liked as such. Deep in her cups though She don’t feel much. Like it’s all gone, Or […]

Recall The Daze Of The Weak

Most folks have been victims. They didn’t see something coming and were broad-sided by Sir Come Stance and for a lucky few that shit happens once. Thank you, friend. Barry out.

Soon Every Human Doing Was Fooled, Right Out Of Their Being.

Most folks follow the rules. They don’t question why things are the way they are, they just follow the idiot in front of them. Thank you, friend. Barry out.