Archive for August, 2014
Most folks act crazy. They go nutso over meeting someone new or getting fired or dumped by some retard and they pull this shit more than once. Thank you, friend. Barry out.
August 19th, 2014 | Posted in Awareness | No Comments
Blob, blob, blob. Ants build this mound to the sky. Each ant carrying it’s pebble. Mountains, wee pebbles at a time. Everest. Found by ants and climbed, climbed, climbed. Get high! they say in their special way and then they die, die, die. Attempting to get high, they fly. Thank you, friend. Barry out.
August 18th, 2014 | Posted in Awareness | No Comments
I know I’m good. I know I’m unique. I know I’m doing something that anyone could do but doesn’t. I know. Ten thousand fucking hours of practice. THEN I get good! AND YOU FUCKING KNOW IT! Jesus don’t make me tell you again. You again. Thank you, friend. Barry out.
August 18th, 2014 | Posted in Awareness | No Comments
Most folks fight for what is right. They don’t usually consider that right is right only right now and that one day some kinda different right will be the real right and as such they’ll adjust. Thank you, friend. Barry out.
August 18th, 2014 | Posted in Awareness | No Comments
Most folks know about dickens. They understand that every kid is filled with them and if they aren’t all properly squeezed out, those keedz will act out their dickness. Thank you, friend. Barry out. Git over here and let grampa squeeze the dickens outa you, you little beggar!
August 18th, 2014 | Posted in Awareness | No Comments
Most folks mark time. They don’t actually mark time themselves, they rely on neat little gadgets like clocks and calendars and mind-thieving greeting cards. Thank you, friend. Barry out.
August 18th, 2014 | Posted in Awareness | No Comments
Most folks are in plain view. They don’t hide on account of there being nothing to hide from and so what if there was, where would they hide if everyone else was hiding too? Thank you, friend. Barry out.
August 18th, 2014 | Posted in Awareness | No Comments
Most folks have changed their mind. They said shit or did shit that no person in their right mind’d do and then kissed all the ass and stoked every ego they needed to to pull the fuckin’ lynch pin. Thank you, friend. Barry out. Tigers eat people. You can have lunch with them but once.
August 18th, 2014 | Posted in Awareness | No Comments
Most folks are in a trance. They have no clue that they are in a trance however, and this causes great confusion for any who assumed they are directing, not acting in, The Show. Thank you, friend. Barry out.
August 18th, 2014 | Posted in Awareness | No Comments
Most folks know about martyrs. They are usually produced after great tribute to the cause and if they don’t die fighting they fight to the death. Thank you, friend. Barry out.
August 18th, 2014 | Posted in Awareness | No Comments
Most folks know about overload. They have five people talking to them at the same time with all of them saying the same thing only differently and with all that communication occurring, they can’t hear anything. Thank you, friend. Barry out.
August 18th, 2014 | Posted in Awareness | No Comments
Most folks are secretly envious. They hate the fact that other people just like them can get ahead while they continue to struggle and for exposing that pathway they will gladly twist the very coattails upon which they ride around their benefactor’s windpipe. Thank you, friend. Barry out.
August 18th, 2014 | Posted in Awareness | No Comments
Many folks know about rules. They understand that as soon as most everybody is following them a few wisecrackers will see the benefit in not following them. Thank you, friend. Barry out. Trudeau-gate. Betcha someone politically motivated organized what they hope will be a rattling break-in at Justin’s house. Politics aside, this is horrendous. Fucking scary how […]
August 18th, 2014 | Posted in Awareness | No Comments
Most folks know what is good for them. They look before they cross the road and taste before they swallow and if they happen to take the wrong turn they adjust their course and let evolution do its thing. Thank you, friend. Barry out.
August 18th, 2014 | Posted in Awareness | No Comments
Most folks account for stuff. They don’t actually create anything, they simply ensure that so-in-so pays what they’re supposed to or put out some celery when it runs low or it’s three forty six up here on yer left and if they don’t do it there are people showing up who will. Thank you, friend. Barry out.
August 12th, 2014 | Posted in Awareness | No Comments
Many folks are hard headed. They acquired thick bone density via proximate spine strengthening courtesy of The School of Hard Knocks and while thick works for spines it occupies mind pump space in heads and mind pump space is for mind pumps. Thank you, friend. Barry out.
August 12th, 2014 | Posted in Awareness | No Comments
You might be King Shit of Turd Island. But you ain’t King Shit of All Turd Islands. There is an agreed upon King of All Kings of Turd Islands. The Turd Islands King’s King. Whom, it just turns out, also bows to a king. The King of All Turd Island King’s King. And wouldn’t you […]
August 12th, 2014 | Posted in Awareness | No Comments
Many folks are naturally high. They are so friggin stoned that they don’t recognize the fact that they are waay higher kites. Thank you, friend. Barry out. Everyone come with strings attached.
August 12th, 2014 | Posted in Awareness | No Comments
Most folks learn the hard way. They see and get told and by lawdy they still don’t get it ’til the door slam shut on their fingers. Thank you, friend. Barry out.
August 12th, 2014 | Posted in Awareness | No Comments
I’m just sitting here one day and BAM! In comes a letter. Now, I ain’t had no conversation with anyone real for some time so I’m stoked! A letter! From someone… To me! With trembling hands I respectfully consider opening it. Might need to use this envelope. Don’t got no envelopes ‘cept this one so […]
August 11th, 2014 | Posted in Awareness | No Comments
Many folks smell trouble. They don’t have to snarf it directly, they sniff’n snaf about threads, the ether and living things that may have traversed Zone Target. Thank you, friend. Barry out.
August 9th, 2014 | Posted in Awareness | No Comments
Most folks know about interpretation. They understand that if they can’t speak the language they have to have absolute trust that their interpreter ain’t screwing up the meaning of shit. Thank you, friend. Barry out.
August 9th, 2014 | Posted in Awareness | No Comments
Most folks know about horses. They understand that if horses ain’t hitched to something they’ll roam all over hell’s half acre and the longer they roam, the tougher to saddle. Thank you, friend. Barry out.
August 9th, 2014 | Posted in Awareness | No Comments
No one is stupider than you. No one has a smarter mouth than you. No one deserves a kick in the arse more than you. No one to kick some arse but you. You, you, you… It’s you. Thank you, friend. Barry out.
August 6th, 2014 | Posted in Awareness | No Comments
Most folks are in some way unique. They have deeper voices than the majority of people or longer noses or bigger boobs but not many people could cast an odor to match the olfactory stupor of King of the Scents A.R. Thank you, friend. Barry out.
August 6th, 2014 | Posted in Awareness | No Comments
Most folks have baggage. They don’t realize the extent which luggage can catch on their zipper & make them keep shoes they won’t wear. Thank you, friend. Barry out.
August 6th, 2014 | Posted in Awareness | No Comments
Most folks ignore birds. They go busily about their merry way without a second thought about all those curious eyes. Thank you, friend. Barry out.
August 6th, 2014 | Posted in Awareness | No Comments
When you are by yourself in a forest, sound don’t matter. There might as well be no sound. Make all the sound you want, the forest will filter it out. Be in the right place when a tree falls in the forest and you can holler till yer blue in the face, ain’t no one gonna […]
August 5th, 2014 | Posted in Awareness | No Comments
Most folks stop stuff. They shut up when told to shut up even if it bothers ’em later on and if need be, they’ll stop stopping by. Thank you, friend. Barry out. Remember yer ABC’s… Drug slang: what police must learn A to B http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/uknews/law-and-order/6519175/Drug-slang-what-police-must-learn-A-to-B.html
August 5th, 2014 | Posted in Awareness | No Comments
Most folks know about Murphy’s Law. They understand shit can happen at the most inopportune time but they seldom consider that shit happens even when things improve. Thank you, friend. Barry out.
August 5th, 2014 | Posted in Awareness | No Comments