Month: August 2014

Most folks act crazy. They go nutso over meeting someone new or getting fired or dumped by some retard and they pull this shit more than […]

Blob, blob, blob. Ants build this mound to the sky. Each ant carrying it’s pebble. Mountains, wee pebbles at a time. Everest. Found by ants […]

I know I’m good. I know I’m unique. I know I’m doing something that anyone could do but doesn’t. I know. Ten thousand fucking hours […]

Most folks fight for what is right. They don’t usually consider that right is right only right now and that one day some kinda different […]

Most folks know about dickens. They understand that every kid is filled with them and if they aren’t all properly squeezed out, those keedz will act […]

Most folks mark time. They don’t actually mark time themselves, they rely on neat little gadgets like clocks and calendars and mind-thieving greeting cards. Thank […]

Most folks are in plain view. They don’t hide on account of there being nothing to hide from and so what if there was, where […]

Most folks have changed their mind. They said shit or did shit that no person in their right mind’d do and then kissed all the ass […]

Most folks are in a trance. They have no clue that they are in a trance however, and this causes great confusion for any who […]

Most folks know about martyrs.  They are usually produced after great tribute to the cause and if they don’t die fighting they fight to the […]

Most folks know about overload. They have five people talking to them at the same time with all of them saying the same thing only […]

Most folks are secretly envious. They hate the fact that other people just like them can get ahead while they continue to struggle and for […]

Many folks know about rules. They understand that as soon as most everybody is following them a few wisecrackers will see the benefit in not following them. […]

Most folks know what is good for them. They look before they cross the road and taste before they swallow and if they happen to […]

Most folks account for stuff. They don’t actually create anything, they simply ensure that so-in-so pays what they’re supposed to or put out some celery when it runs […]

Many folks are hard headed. They acquired thick bone density via proximate spine strengthening courtesy of The School of Hard Knocks and while thick works for spines it occupies […]

You might be King Shit of Turd Island. But you ain’t King Shit of All Turd Islands. There is an agreed upon King of All […]

Many folks are naturally high. They are so friggin stoned that they don’t recognize the fact that they are waay higher kites. Thank you, friend. […]

Most folks learn the hard way. They see and get told and by lawdy they still don’t get it ’til the door slam shut on […]

I’m just sitting here one day and BAM! In comes a letter. Now, I ain’t had no conversation with anyone real for some time so […]

Many folks smell trouble. They don’t have to snarf it directly, they sniff’n snaf about threads, the ether and living things that may have traversed Zone Target. […]

Most folks know about interpretation. They understand that if they can’t speak the language they have to have absolute trust that their interpreter ain’t screwing […]

Most folks know about horses. They understand that if horses ain’t hitched to something they’ll roam all over hell’s half acre and the longer they roam, the […]

No one is stupider than you. No one has a smarter mouth than you. No one deserves a kick in the arse more than you. No […]

Most folks are in some way unique. They have deeper voices than the majority of people or longer noses or bigger boobs but not many […]

Most folks have baggage. They don’t realize the extent which luggage can catch on their zipper & make them keep shoes they won’t wear. Thank you, […]

Most folks ignore birds. They go busily about their merry way without a second thought about all those curious eyes. Thank you, friend. Barry out.

When you are by yourself in a forest, sound don’t matter. There might as well be no sound. Make all the sound you want, the […]

Most folks stop stuff. They shut up when told to shut up even if it bothers ’em later on and if need be, they’ll stop stopping […]

Most folks know about Murphy’s Law. They understand shit can happen at the most inopportune time but they seldom consider that shit happens even when […]