Archive for October, 2014

Dude Could Fit Two Feet, Two Legs And An Entire Arse Comfortably Into His Mouth.

1. Dude needs a job. Spies a concession bus sitting in another dude’s back yard. 2. Dude asks dude #2 if he can rent bus for 50% of profit generated. Dude 2 says sure. 3. Dude1 says great and works like a beggar to find spot for bus as most good locations to sell from […]

Say Those Words Which Will Improve Yer Life. “That’s Bullshit Pal, That’s Bullshit.”

Most folks are accepting. They like this, accept that and like her, accept him and before any one can say don’t eat that Almer, they’ve sucked up a whole pyla it. Thank you, friend. Barry out.

It Was Worse Than Dude Thought At The Enda Time. His CouldaBin Life Flashed By.

Most folks are betting on tomorrow. They figure tomorrow things will be better, tomorrow things will work out and yet deep, deep down they know the hungry truth that tomorrow will be a no-show. Thank you, friend. Barry out.  

She Scratched Suicide Out & Put Life In Its Place. It Was A Life Note She Had Written.

Most folks think they are afraid to fail. They are braver than they imagine though, on account of failing almost constantly to grab their own bull by the horns. Thank you, friend. Barry out.

Today At Two O’clock Yer Dead And If Ain’t Two Maybe It’s Three

Most folks aren’t planning to die. They don’t plan to live either and their lack of planning dooms them to the path. Thank you, friend. Barry out.  

Those Who Celebrate Birthdays Have One, Those Who Don’t Get The Rest.

Most folks enjoy special daze. They hoop and holler and have a jolly old time but the next day it’s back to normal. Thank you, friend. Barry out.

For Certain One Can Disagree But Not Here And Now Alright?

Many folks know about conformity. They understand that if one can get a point or two through any thick skull then there it will stay. Thank you, friend. Barry out.

Head Down, Arse Up And Don’t Look At THE MAN.

Most folks know about rules. They understand that once enough rules are broken, they break the breaker. Thank you, friend. Barry out.

As More Comes Out, More Comes Out.

Most folks want to tell the truth. They want to tell the truth as they see it and when enough theys see it then that’s the weigh it is. Thank you, friend. Barry out.

Ats Vhy Da Viskers Dude Said

Most folks lose focus. They forget that they forgot what they were looking for something and why they were looking for it. Thank you, friend. Barry out.

How Does An Inferiority Complex Break So Many Bloody Windshields?

Once upon a time butyl tape was used to seal a vehicle windshield into place. This 1/2 inch thick, rubber-like tape would be rolled out into the windshield well to form a gasket upon which the glass would be gently set and then manipulated into place. Windshield installers could determine a good seal by checking to […]

Dude’s Father Really Hated Guys Just Like Him

Most parents discuss love. They say I love you or write it out with a brand new car just kidding or somehow send their kidlings a signal that they  were brung on purpose. Thank you, friend. Barry out.

Dude Was Playing A Game With Himself

It’s okay not to know. To say you don’t know. You don’t know but don’t know that you do. You do know you don’t know Having not known before. Forgetting not remembering you do.   Thank you, friend. Barry out.  

Oh Yes, He’s The Great Promoter. Promoting Whomever In Sight.

I don’t know. What the fuck is up with me. Can’t stop building up everyone around me. Specially under the influence. I give ’em sixteen tons of you are so good. You are unique. Do you have any idea how fortunate you are? And what then they do? They just sit there. Say nothing. As […]

What’s Yer Repetition, Repetition, Repetition?

Most folks know about tame. They understand that even their nature needs taming if they want it to stop biting. Thank you, friend. Barry out.

Just Ignore The Screaming. What’d Ya Say? Said Just Ignore The Screaming, Okay?

Most folks know about torture. They don’t consider it torture though when a baby cries its lungs out on account of the fucking car-seat is killing them! Thank you, friend. Barry out. Some parents are fucking monsters. Some monsters are parents.

At The End There’s A Weight Test For How Much Love You Manufactured

Most folks care. They care only enough to get what they need and then they get the hell outa there! Thank you, friend. Barry out.

And Yer Self Disciplined Are Most At Risk

Many folks know about the future. They understand that there is a very good chance it is going to happen and regular costs will apply. Thank you, friend. Barry out.

Fake Security Is Worse Than None At All

Many folks know about attention. They understand that attention not paid is the same as no attention. Thank you, friend. Barry out.

That’s Good That’s Bad That Is

  Things piled on edge.  The edge of something. These things are making an edge. The edge is good and sometimes bad. Depends on where and when one looks. But the edge goes on, nearly building itself, Piling good upon bad upon good. Hail to THE EDGE THE EDGE!   The edge is necessary, it […]

Dude Was Acting Different Because His Self Image Was Different

Most folks think of themselves. They don’t think that much though, or that often, on account of their mind being focused on other shit. Thank you, friend. Barry out.

Ponder Yonder

Most folks know about the horizon. They see it as something which moves away as quickly as they approach it. Thank you, friend. Barry out.

The Earth Is More Alive Than Humans On Accounta Humans Can Choose To Die

Ashes to ashes. Dust to dust. Some do what they can and others what they must. But find you that sweet stuff drippin’ down the bark of life’s tree, and got you the answer why even life be.   Thank you, friend. Barry out.

Yes Gods Have A God And That God Only Works Daze

Many folks know about propaganda. They understand that ideas have to come from somewhere so why not themselves? Thank you, friend. Barry out. Try separating real bullshit from created bullshit. Eess diffy diffy difficult.

Now Show Dadda Yer Happy Face

Most folks know about lawyers. They understand that few humans are fit to represent themselves and many get to wondering why they attempted being themselves in the first place. Thank you, friend. Barry out.

When Withholding Niceness Becomes A Habit

Most folks choose their friends. They do so via consciously turning up or down their smilemaker. Thank you, friend. Barry out.

Be Careful Yer Living In Someone Else’s Country

Most folks stay put. They avoid rocking any boat or raising anyone’s dander on account of knowing that every citizen can summon pistoleros. Thank you, friend. Barry out. Sound coming from inside yer country belongs to the country of yer neighbors, instantly upon generation.

Pretending You Know What’s Going On Is Yer Head In A Lion’s Mouth

Most folks are seeking success. They are looking for it directly without understanding that success leaves a clear trail to where it once lived. Thank you, friend. Barry out.

When The Po-Po Give The Bad Guys A Good Name

Most folks know about white. They understand that white in hats equals the good guys and black hats equals bad guys except in Coptown. Thank you, friend. Barry out. Startroopers… Phasers on STUN! Violent police ‘home invasion’ leads to $66K bill for victims http://www.cbc.ca/news/canada/nova-scotia/violent-police-home-invasion-leads-to-66k-bill-for-victims-1.2795407

Reality Appears To Be Nothing Like Reality Appears To Be

Many folks know about value added. They understand that value added is code for the fact that this item is going to cost a lot more than  most people could swallow. Thank you, friend. Barry out.