Month: November 2014

Most folks know about movies. They compare their life to movies and wonder, unlimited pop & popcorn for the whole fucking movie?! Don’t stop the […]

Most folks look at everything. They mistakenly believe that what they need is somewhere in the mix when what they really need is mixed up like […]

  At age 14 I babysat a neighborhood RCMP member’s daughter. This was the early 70’s in Virden, Manitoba and this night really rocked my […]

Most folks have inhibitions. They have no idea what they are, though. Thank you, friend. Barry out.

Most folks do as they’re told. They sit there and stand there and march just where they’re told. Thank you, friend. Barry out.  

  The lights went out at 401 Fairing. The air conditioning turned off. Not a drop of water could be sprinkled in a basin. Whether […]

Police can lie. They can legally make shit up. I almost shat my pants when I learned that. Police? Lie? Who da good guys?! The […]

Most folks know about water. They understand that water will come in ten ways from Sunday and if someone ain’t keeping  water levels low, they even out. Thank you, […]

Most folks have genes. They got them from someone else but now they got to rub the genie three times for wishes. Thank you, friend. […]

Most folks aim for the middle. They imagine the middle as a safe place to be until they understand that the middle road is a […]

Most folks have fears. They try not to face them though on account of mom and dad tucking them in so tight. Thank you, friend. Barry out.

Most folks know about typing. They understand that it is hardly taught anymore on account of qwerty DNA. Thank you, friend. Barry out.

Most folks get perturbed. They are annoyed that the cat box didn’t get cleaned or the microwave quit working but they still have lots of mind left […]

Most folks avoid head on. They don’t want a head on collision, they will not put their neck  on the line and hats off to […]

Most folks want less hassle. They would like to be first in the soup line, last to be asked to help clean up and in the middle of […]

Most folks want out. They want to go outdoors, they want outa this job and they want name changes all around every once in a […]

Most folks need time alone. They seek privacy and distance until they’re full right up with it. Thank you, friend. Barry out.

You try to do right. What else you gonna do? You try to do it right. By everyone and you. But if you gonna do […]

Most folks have history. They are sometimes  better off knowing it and other times better making shit up. Thank you, friend. Barry out.

Poor people think about money all the time. Where’d all that money go? How much we got left? When we gettin’ some more? Poor people […]

Most folks have gut instinct. They usually ignore it though on account of their gut already telling them when to eat and shit. Thank you, […]

Most folks hate being late. They would rater be on time and alive than have the shiniest headstone on the block. Thank you, friend. Barry […]

Most folks know about concern. They understand it is normally difficult if not impossible to muster on account of there being so many cake sparklers. […]

Many folks are assholes. They don’t have the faintest clue that they are assholes though, on account of being engulfed in a sizable “no shit!” […]

Snot crazy to think your phone is bugged. The NSA got you covered, you big data-palooka, you. Snot crazy to think that your number is up […]

They scraped colored chalk against the sidewalk. I LOVE JUSTIN BIEBER was what the many times repeated message said and I wondered who the hell […]

Tomato. Cut. Mustard. Cut. Complainers. Cut. The whole thing is to part apart. Thank you, friend. Barry out.

Yo, FUCK YOU NIGGA! I fucking mean that. Son-of-a-bitch! Trying to take my rent money. Tried to take my rent money by raising his gas […]

Many folks were someone else. They didn’t know french and they didn’t have a spouse and they didn’t want to kill them and hey, what’s […]

Most folks know about farts. They understand that good farts are difficult to detect while bad farts travel far, too far. Thank you, friend. Barry […]