Archive for February, 2015

And There Will Come A Time Where The Uh, Time Has Come.

When my dad shat his pants near the end of his life, he cried. He cried that cry that one cries only one time in life. He cried for the lowered drawbridge which he just let down for death. I watched him hard through stinging tears. Felt him in that place he called the soul. […]

Welcome To RuleZone ME!

AARRRRGGGG! I’m so friggin angry I could tear a rabbit’s foot from a keychain! I’ll yank the son-ofa-pupster off, I’m not gonna slide the ring around until the two things… NO! I’m like, No. That’s re-retarded! Now we’re gonna do this MY way. Yer in Barryville baby! Playin’ by Barryville rules baybaay. Yeeah. I like […]

Ima Pile On All My Accidents And Add ‘Em Up Just For Fun

  Me being here is an accident. My pappy used to say. Said yer momma an me didn’t want ya boy, But ya came on anyway.   Me workin’ here is an accident. Ahm taking this job on the chin. A feller got fired as I walked through the door, Boss said he’d hire the […]

Cats And Some Humans Don’t Know That You Know That They Know

Most folks know about Santa. They understand Santa is watching them but they soon forget about everyone else. Thank you, friend. Barry out.

Sir! Sir! I Know A Tougher Way. Well, What Is It Williams? Spit It Out!

Most folks have a brain. They understand that a whole brain is the entire package but it’s not. Thank you, friend. Barry out.

Hah! Any Thought Can Be Interrupted. They’re Flimsy Like The Wind.

Most folks think thoughts come by train. They forget that thoughts meander up shit creek without a paddle and any little breeze will beach the good ship thought on shit shore. Thank you, friend. Barry out.

And With The Intelligence Pack Comes A Rash Of Acne. Zat Okay With You?

Most folks marvel at perfection. They gaze upon it for two long seconds before saying let’s get something to eat. Thank you, friend. Barry out.

This Place, This Place Ain’t What You Think. It’s What They WANT You To Think.

Most folks avoid thinking. They don’t have time to think and they already have lots on their place so uh, what’s your question? Thank you, friend. Barry out.

Dude Pulled A Movie Off The Shelf Saying Play This To Muddy The Water

Many folks know about lying. They understand that lies must be caught and the best lies are pretty agile. Thank you, friend. Barry out.

The War, They Said, Was About Ideals, Not Creative Destruction.

Most folks know about drugs. They usually don’t count love, propaganda or fine marketing as drugs but they influence the same way. Thank you, friend. Barry out.

Dude Was Wobbly On His Beliefs, Nudging Them Every Day.

Most folks know what is happening. They stop measuring their results thereby crippling any ability to adjust even if they wanted to. Thank you, friend. Barry out.

Cry Barry, Cry. She’ll Keep Hittin Ya Till Ya Do!

Ain’t no feeling for free. Every feeling costs. Some feelings cost a little smile, Others make you bleed. Forever. For some feelings you will bleed. Thank you, friend. Barry out.

Oh Yeah. These Are OUR Bodies.

Many folks believe in aliens. They just can’t fathom that they have already been consumed by them. Thank you, friend. Barry out.

Dude Was 58 Years Old Goddammit, He Cain’t Carry That Heavy Shat No Mo’.

You gotta be cut some slack. Holy cow! Buddy I got your back, he says. I got my own damn back I says in my mind. Then I hands him over the gloves, goddammit. Thank you, friend. Barry out.

Crime Is Like Cat Hair. There’s An Itchiness Which Needs Stroked & After Sucked Up.

Many folks know about crime. They understand that where there is money there is crime and where there is crime there is money. (and it pays, it don’t save) Thank you, friend. Barry out.

In The Realm Of Possibilities, Man… The Possibilities, Oh, The Possibilities!

Most folks have no possibilities. They sense this hopelessness standing in line at the lotto booth but everyonr stares eyes front, nervously clutching their last few lucky dollars. Thank you, friend. Barry out.

Dude Said Shit That Never Came True. He Thought Others Did The Same.

Many folks make plans. They have to on account of traveling with so many seat of pants flyers. Thank you, friend. Barry out.

Guy’s Shirt Said ‘I Facebooked Your Mom’ And Dude Just Wanted To Crack ‘Im.

Most folks think smoking is cool. They don’t, but they used to. Thank you, friend. Barry out.

Please, Oh Please, Gimme A Good Self Image. Something I Can Project.

Most folks don’t know themselves. They know what they’ve been told and polled for intent but their interviews have always been external. Thank you, friend. Barry out.

The Trouble With Mountaintops Is Other Mountaintops

Most folks get what they want. They then normally want something else knowing they usually get what they want. Thank you, friend. Barry out.

Buddy, They’re Just Shiny Rocks.

Many folks know about symbols. They understand that if guns equal fear and fear equals control then even fake guns will do the trick. Thank you, friend. Barry out.

Seeing Outside And Being Outside Are Two Whole Separate Outsides

Most folks lock their doors. They do so erroneously though on account of the things that can really hurt them are already inside. Thank you, friend. Barry out.

If You Are The Janitor, You Should Stay In School.

Most folks know about tough jobs. They understand that the big horses get the big loads and there ain’t no awards for doing what you can do. Thank you, friend. Barry out.

So You’ve Captured All This Energy, Whatcha Gonna Do With It?

Most folks know about wishes. They wished wishes came true but they forget to wish to the wish granter. Thank you, friend. Barry out.

If Life Doesn’t Kill You

Most folks know about wonder. They occasionally wonder where their wonder went but they don’t wonder long. Thank you, friend. Barry out.

Dude Wanted Loneliness To Sneak Up On Him ‘Cause Then He Wouldn’t Be Alone

Most folks have friends. They choose friends who are similar to them so they can avoid talking to themselves. Thank you, friend. Barry out.

Dude Was Dead Until He Awoke

Many folks remember dreams. They can’t remember to pick up milk though. Thank you, friend. Barry out.

So This Guy Was Falling Through Space One Day

Most folks live a suburban life. They understand that offices are for short term living & cars are for shorter term living but if this idiot doesn’t move in two seconds he is getting run the fuck over. Thank you, friend. Barry out.

Moar Trees! Moar Life! Moar, Moar, Moar, Moar, Moar!

Most folks grow. They grow and grow and go. Thank you, friend. Barry out.

Attack? Attack Was Imminent, That’s Why All The Averted Eyes.

Many folks know about influence. They understand that the most effective influence is that influence which leaves no trace of influence. Thank you, friend. Barry out.