A Schlong Ain’t Much Good Unless Something Is Coming Out Of It

Relations between copulation starved men and anything sporting a constricted canal are legion.

Whether that carnal contact produces an extremely supple marriage, genetic genocide via mass rape or a blurring of cultures through innocent cohabitation the fact

remains that folks can be and are manipulated sexually

and everyone who has experienced erotic desire

knows how it can raise Cain. Unfortunately

when passion engages a flawed human

character only pain and suffering

can ever be the offspring

and THAT must kept

from the reach of

all morons &

children.

Thank you, friend.

Barry out.

Sports is NOT a religion. Holy criminy.

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2 Responses to “A Schlong Ain’t Much Good Unless Something Is Coming Out Of It”

  1. okay now that i’ve given this some thought there are probably uses for stiff schlongs that have no intention of coming for photos, videos and boring marriages.

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  2. when used as batons or truncheons against unsuspecting people or animals, schlongs can be the worst thing in the world.

    I wish more folks had respect for it, then maybe we wouldn’t drag the poor beggar through the mud lak we do.

    okay, a few people still wood.

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