Be brave.
Be brave enough to hide your courage.
Bite yer tongue.
Shut yer damn pie hole and
Freeze yer teeth and
Give yer tongue a sleigh ride.
Think buddy think!
With yer lips pressed tight together and
Ears just a hard at listenin’.
Be brave pal. You be brave and see.
Watch watching set you free.
Thank you, friend.
Barry out.
Get your tickets ready please!
Oh uh, hello there. How you doing?
Listen, my name is Barry and I'm the Conductor on this train so if you need anything, you just ask me, okay?
The bathrooms are right over there and please, pick up after yourself on account of I clean the place, too.
And uh, seeing as you're not from around here I'll just tell you straight out - although every story you might hear on this train is true, some stories are "truer" than others, if you can read between the rails...
Anyway, thanks for stopping by and, y'all come back now, y'hear?
Have a grand day, friend.
Barry Williams
Regina, Saskatchewan, Canada
