An Asshole’s Hegelian Dialectic

Fo’ sho’ he was an asshole.

He had those asshole ways.

And without any effort

He could asshole on for daze!

Sometimes he would wonder.

As assholes seldom do.

What made me such an asshole?

Can I dam my river of poo?

Maybe read a book or

Take a course or join a goddamn church.

Or maybe join the military.

They manhandle jerks.

But do it, you do something.

You made this problem, so…

You must quit your assholenish.

Or prison’s where you’ll go.

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