Barry L. Williams – Author and MotherFucking Liar

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Holy, ouch!

“Oh, Ahm nat sure ah kin eat much more crow, sir…”

I am a liar and I don’t like being a liar. But look at my pants, they’re on fire!

Look at my tongue. Its as long as a fucking telephone wire!

Oh, the big fat self of me is sick.

Sick, sick, sick.

Sick of pretending to be the smart guy when I’m having trouble

not being the fat bastard that free will wants me to be!

I keep telling my wife not to worry about being overweight but then,

rat here in front of gawd and everyone I fail a simple, 90 day experiment

about whether or not I am a filthy, lying bastard.

 

Oooohhhh. I doan lak dis fillen…

Ahma stop tinking bout dis until I gets me wits about me.

Sorry, friend. Real sorry.

Barry out.

Heya, r u using dat bucket?

https://barry-williams.com/blog/big-gunt-begone-90-day-weight-loss-promise/

 

 

Barry Williams http://barry-williams.com/blog

Much of what I write will be quite understandable to insane folks.

The rest will be, uh, less understandable...

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