Many folks would like to change themselves.

They think they’re too fat or too short or one side of their

mouth is droopy and they fret whether other people

will ever be able to accept them as they are. We

must support these hurtlings and shoo them

along life’s path because the chance that

they will be able to alter their current

situation is remote on account of

them being up against the awe

some force that wakes us up as ourselves everyday.

Thank you, friend.

Barry out.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Homeostasis

Many folks understand that questions can determine answers.

They realize that salespeople and other professional interviewers

can manipulate what we call conversations into something they

know quite well are qualifying evaluations, the outcome of

which will determine if they move into the proof arena

where many shills wait to be engaged so they can

vouch for the veracity of our interviewers claims, sometimes to our detriment.

Thank you, friend.

Barry out.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Straw_man

2008-BCCLA-Handbook-Arrest-Handbook-English

Most folks know enough not to fool with their neighbors after they’ve been drinking.

Not the neighbors. Them.

Thank you, friend.

Barry out.

Most folks try to disguise their changes.

If possible, they’d rather not take out

permits and deal with “inspectors”

because there are only so many

hours in the day and at our

current rate of one arse

hole per hour you’re asking to land without clearance.

Thank you, friend.

Barry out.

Most folks would think I was mad for offering this.

But those same people wouldn’t be a machine.

Thank you, friend.

Barry out.

Most folks know when not to talk back.

They experience word shit and swords

flying all around them and they

automatically call in the

reserves waiting in

the wings for this very fucking moment asshole.

Thank you, friend.

Barry out.

Most folks think wisdom collects over existence.

They find it difficult to imagine

that anyone could be any

smarter than them

especially in no time flat.

Thank you, friend.

Barry out.

Most folks think about their lives.

They imagine Joe is saying that

or Sally is  blabbing this but

seldom do these same ex

periencers imagine the

confusion that every

minute without them will cause their loved ones.

Thank you, friend.

 Barry out.