They found our THC.
Found them some CBD.
Then they went cray aye zee.
They wore hairnets galore.
They dressed to thrill doc-tor.
They card swiped every door.
They had gone mad now.
They grew pay-per,
Not pot.
And the guys who talked
Alot.
They knew investors got
All hot and bothered.
When they thought they fathered.
Something they’d not heard
Is a Ponzi scheme.
Get your tickets ready please!
Oh uh, hello there. How you doing?
Listen, my name is Barry and I'm the Conductor on this train so if you need anything, you just ask me, okay?
The bathrooms are right over there and please, pick up after yourself on account of I clean the place, too.
And uh, seeing as you're not from around here I'll just tell you straight out - although every story you might hear on this train is true, some stories are "truer" than others, if you can read between the rails...
Anyway, thanks for stopping by and, y'all come back now, y'hear?
Have a grand day, friend.
Barry Williams
Regina, Saskatchewan, Canada
