Archive for the 'Boy Who Got Da Virus' Category

Tom Foolery For President

Let’s pretend you have a gun. You want fun and to find some You put boring on the run Come undone. You’re the one You say stop or we will shoot We still loot With your boot Firmly stepping on our throat. You know that we didn’t vote For you try hard to get our […]

Stay Fucked Off, One Of One.

Well we said this and we said that. Circumstances change Bud, that’s a fact. You go ahead, there ain’t no back. You’ll get it right in a minute. Feels like hell once you’re in it. But you can get out. No needa shout. Or flail about It’s just a wet sack Punch through it.

That’s One Small Check For Man, One Giant Bill For Mankind.

Free! Stuff was free! They were giving it all away! There was just no friggin way One could lose. Less you choose Not to partake of The partay Because it’s their way Or the highway Doing spoonwork For some fat jerk… And lovin’ that Brown Nose Shitaay!

Monsieur Malleable

Oh you don’t realize who you are! Who you are! Who you are! You are you but not too far. You could be another star. You could change and change so far. You could hate your neighbor. You could demand favor. You could be a savior. Or you could kill And likely will. When they […]

Proscription Of Health

WHO wants you dead. They put a price on your head. Just like Cicero said. They take your hands Then take your head. Don’t slit your own throat. Buddy ain’t no goat. Andy don’t know it But slitting ain’t befitting Any profit you be gitting Goes right to the next guy Maybe kiss goodbye Those […]

The End Of Touching Flagsticks

You hit the ball then I hit the ball then Billy Bob Smith winds up his driver Straight down the fairway and Stuck in your airway a Yay! For today You remember that round in September When life was so tender We touched and embraced and revealed Our humanity but Dammit he Thought now that’s […]

For Your Own Good You Shall Be Shunned

Stay away from the old folks. What? You want them dead?! Stay away from the children too. Stay in the bubble in your head. Keep your distance. Humans are bad. No hug yo’ mama. Not your dad. Everyone’s a stranger. Everyone’s disease. You hug yourself now. Touch don’t please The soul like it once did. […]

Evil Grows

Oh you should see the devil’s smile! Lucifer grins like sin. Grind your will to a yassuh pulp. Loser you shall win. End like you begin. Come on, come right in! You are a good mate. Shall not debate. Whom gets berate. When you come late To a party that starts with cleanup.

How To Defeat Evil

There might be only a thousand to one. We’re taking the triple six back. A kid dies and you send everyone. They’re born and you give ’em a slap. You’ve hunted this forrest too many eons. It’s time we covered your tracks. We’re taking the sixes which Pretty much nixes your chance of Regaining that […]

The Fear Of A Good Force

God says jump! You ask how high? How high? God says jump up to the sky. You don’t ask why. This ain’t no try. You’re the guy. Fly guy fly! And when you’re coming down you ask… Was this the task… The time just past, Had it past at last? Or was this all a […]

They Did That Wave Thing

The score don’t matter when You’re hanging with the crowd. Sitting on yer ass when there’s a wave It ain’t allowed. You yell like the others ’til Your voice is nearly gone. Wearin’ copy uniforms and it will never dawn Upon you That you Are not enjoying. What they’re employing see So annoyingly You are […]

Three Shots For A Triple Glazed

The trick or treaters come out at night. To many trickers it don’t feel right. Shoppin’ when and where there’s not a cop in Sight. But what ya gonna do when baby Cries at night? That ain’t right! So to night Like any other. Every good mother. Watchin’ to see lights on and If anyone’s […]

Lying For Good Causes

You better watch out. Better not pout. Santa Claus is coming to town. He foils every Santa alarm. Shushes every bark. Drinks a million cups of milk. This all for his work. Easter Bunny. Kinda funny. Hiding eggs of chicken. And hanging quite the lickin’. On chock-late likeness of itself. It can’t help… It’s ordered […]

You. Your Worst Enemy.

No one else can shit your pants. No they can’t. Try, but shan’t. No one else can make you cry. Do or die. Wonder why. Why the beggars even try. No one else can make you brave. Brave to save. You and loved ones from the grave. No one else cares more than you. You […]

Relationship Serial Murdering

A friend is not a person, it’s a thing. That person may well outlive your friendship. The thing that existed even if one of you wished it didn’t, like some illegitimate child. Relationships grow and falter and die. Relationships steal and give and make you cry. Every person begins their relationships crying, most out loud, […]

When HorseShit Was Normal

You watched your step. This way and that. Get smoked by a carriage. Step in some crap. No goddamn helmets No glasses. No gloves. No goddamn crosswalks. No steel toes. No huddles. You watched your own way And one other back. Knew them without wits Had boots shined with crap.

Big And Little Kings

A man with a gun and a bullet proof vest. Ain’t no effing hero. Could be mothershootin’ zero. Nope. He ain’t no hero. A guy with a hose and an oxygen tank. Ain’t a goddamn hero. Without coin he ain’t even here no. A gang member ain’t no hero. A woman with a mask and […]


You are stupid. You don’t matter. No one cares about you. You are ugly. From a bad family. You know you are screwed. Because you think, you are. That’s how powerful, you. In sanity, Your friend Barry.

Watch For Scratches And Biting When It’s Raining Cats And Dogs

Most folks have never seen shit hit a fan. Shit doesn’t hit all at once. It starts with a dribble of shit, then a squirt, finally a steady flow called shit creek. Now, you want to be downstream shit creek because upcreek there are no paddles and paddles are necessary to keep away from the […]

After Fear: Anhedonia.

Scary rides aren’t so scary the second time around because life is invested in diminishing returns. Love fades. Bread moulds. Boredom is. Life isn’t fun. It can be fun, but for the most part, it just is. Life is the bowl, you are the soup. Get it into you and enjoy… In sanity, Your friend […]

When You Let Them Tursey Your Top

Don’t get all tied up about work or: your church or country or your god or your favorite color or your skin color or your address or your bank account or your car or your degree or your reputation your watch collection your talents your circumstances your parents your luck Everything is temporary when you […]

When Your Neighbor Hates You And You Can’t Move

So when you walk too fast past the neighbor’s house, he attacks you. If you happen to glance when the neighbor is glancing, he’ll throw shit right in your eyes. You’ll get cataracts if you’re lucky. And the couple of times the neighbor’s woke you up in the middle of the night by stabbing you […]

Back When The Bad Guys Wore Masks

Why do you look for freedom in the street? Because that’s where they keep it… Deese guys we now follow are heading toward the cliff and at the last moment they peel off while de heard dey tink goes over. It’s a warped record with many coins piled on the stylus and soon you will […]

Cats And Dogs And Cows And You

Take a quick peek around your humble abode. Look at everything. The pictures, frames, glass, walls, paint, furniture, shellac, light fixtures, carpet, stupid little ornaments… Take a long, hard look at your environment. And then slowly come to the realization that YOU HAVE NO PART IN IT! You didn’t make SHIT! Like the humble squirrel, […]

Free Market Electronic Coupons

Broccoli? Who the hell likes broccoli? That’s a coupon waiting to be sold. Coupons? That’s a market about to explode. Is all. In sanity, Your friend Barry.

A Tension

Eyes. Ears. Nose. Mouth. Skin. And attention. Morphogenetic energy. You don’t have much so I’ll pay you fast, okay? What you focus on, you become. Whatever you give your attention to, owns you. People are owned by pets, relationships, countries, gangs, sports (once upon a time) games, jobs, religions, brands, cultures, fashions, marketers, lotteries, […]

The Alien Invasion

You better watch out. You better not pout. Aliens are coming To town! They know who has been naughty. They know whose acting nice. You better pull your socks up bud Aliens do not ask twice. The spaceships are called Heaven. You want to come aboard? Good time to call a spade a spade. And […]

The Got And Don’t Got

There wasn’t any color In the faces of the races. They were all a million miles Behind on rent. Some hot and others bothered For a few there quite uncollared. For no collar meant you traveled Where you want. No collared was so daunting… Who knew there’d be accounting? For just staying Like they said […]

Who Don’t Owe De Gubber Ment?

Dad paid da rent. Dad’s hell bent. Ima get sent To da pharm boy. Takin’ nees piws. Gainse mah will Dadda got a big pharm Dadda do no harm Prefrontal lobotomy workin’.

You’ve Got The Whole World In Your Hand

She couldn’t go far. Strapped to the thing. Yapped to the ring. Ran to the thing. A leash let her roam but She couldn’t leave home. When they rang, They knew where they’d find her. Four things on the line And it worked for a time Day by day they’d unwind Take turns in kind. […]