Category: Boy Who Got Da Virus

Hard hatted and tied off to the yin jang. Safety started with a big bang. Mission Zero and similar heros, Saving no one while countless […]

Fuck, buddy was ripped. Flipped right over to an ill equipped, Can’t help out cause he don’t know shit. And he don’t know he don’t […]

I’d be so screwed. More than I am. If it wasn’t for this covid scam. Thank you, man. Please don’t be Satan. But if you […]

It ran at me but I did move. I could, I was in no one’s groove. Once I saw, it now behoved Me to run […]

She had a different face for every day. There weren’t much chance and no damn way You would ever catch her without her makeup Cause […]

Buddy did rain. And snow and sleet. Buddy did hot but could not keep His mind screwed on straight But now of late To tough […]

The king decreed Everyman seethed At the notion there be no god. Not here, ruled the monarch. Not today. Maybe god returns Another day but […]

They buffayed all day In every way And none did say Hey, hey okay… Houston, we have a problem. No but we called on God […]

Oh there ain’t no need For you to heed The whispering breeze’s suggestion. Buddy, you don’t even question Is it right? Is it fright? Is […]

Glitches are real and You can feel your Heart skip a beat When you meet Someone could be Your maker.

When the world is silly And acting willy nilly Do you head for the hilly? Do you face down Billy? Cause Billy got a billy […]

Let’s pretend you have a gun. You want fun and to find some You put boring on the run Come undone. You’re the one You […]

Free! Stuff was free! They were giving it all away! There was just no friggin way One could lose. Less you choose Not to partake […]

Oh you don’t realize who you are! Who you are! Who you are! You are you but not too far. You could be another star. […]

WHO wants you dead. They put a price on your head. Just like Cicero said. They take your hands Then take your head. Don’t slit […]

Stay away from the old folks. What? You want them dead?! Stay away from the children too. Stay in the bubble in your head. Keep […]

Oh you should see the devil’s smile! Lucifer grins like sin. Grind your will to a yassuh pulp. Loser you shall win. End like you […]

There might be only a thousand to one. We’re taking the triple six back. A kid dies and you send everyone. They’re born and you […]

God says jump! You ask how high? How high? God says jump up to the sky. You don’t ask why. This ain’t no try. You’re […]

The score don’t matter when You’re hanging with the crowd. Sitting on yer ass when there’s a wave It ain’t allowed. You yell like the […]

The trick or treaters come out at night. To many trickers it don’t feel right. Shoppin’ when and where there’s not a cop in Sight. […]

You better watch out. Better not pout. Santa Claus is coming to town. He foils every Santa alarm. Shushes every bark. Drinks a million cups […]

No one else can shit your pants. No they can’t. Try, but shan’t. No one else can make you cry. Do or die. Wonder why. […]

A friend is not a person, it’s a thing. That person may well outlive your friendship. The thing that existed even if one of you […]

You watched your step. This way and that. Get smoked by a carriage. Step in some crap. No goddamn helmets No glasses. No gloves. No […]

A man with a gun and a bullet proof vest. Ain’t no effing hero. Could be mothershootin’ zero. Nope. He ain’t no hero. A guy […]

You are stupid. You don’t matter. No one cares about you. You are ugly. From a bad family. You know you are screwed. Because you […]

Most folks have never seen shit hit a fan. Shit doesn’t hit all at once. It starts with a dribble of shit, then a squirt, […]