Archive for the 'Crazy Stuff I Still Can’t Prove' Category

Shit Eaters

Maybe you live More than once. Maybe you died Thanks to cunts Taking your life Against your will. Maybe you’ll come back Many times still If you come back As a fly You’ll eat shit And you won’t ask why.

The Second Death Of Mama

Mom you die And die and die. No one knows how much you die. Life, you question even why. Why life must be dying. You wake up you’re crying. Maybe mom, be trying To see your all-go-rythm.

The Unbelievable Life

You got Nixon, Dick. On your back. Got a whole facade. Full of cracks. Got a nod from the top. We don’t talk. Bout that crock. Makin’ shit up. Fuckin’, and rough. Puttin’ on a bull mask. Better you don’t ask Or ol’ Dick Nixon gonna get you.

The Gates

Drawbridge up or drawbridge down. Bastards rail and roam around. They turn right side upside down. Take all happy from a clown. Set upon fire into town. Party inna skinny mind, yo. Party inna skinner mind, doh! Dare he party mo, dough. Too far has he go? Does any one He knows Know?

The Copy Cats Are Coming

You are you. You know that’s true. But you can be you Without you too. You can leave a sign. A note. A text. You can leave a message so perplexing That bafflement ensues. Now what do we do? When that you Is not you…

The Hill Ain’t Comin’ Outa Billy

People came from far and wide. Wondered just how more ain’t collide. Some not born afore they died. Two little souls on board. Take them please dear lord. They go back now. Start agin. No recollection whar they bin. Come agin now son. Daughter come now. Member whar ya come from. Back somehow.

The Living Truth

He saw it move. It was alive! He saw it thrash and swoop and dive. It squirmed and moaned. It hid and groaned. Survived disowning. Unwilling cloner. Shhh, he asked for now the task was To find the unseasoned stone.


There were no U-turns. No one eighties. You hafta go straight Or to Haid dees. Off your knees. No more please. Killin with ease. Just like dees, You go now.

Down Is Okay If You’re Headed Up

You shat your pants or Somebody did and No one’s laughing To hide that fib Just report it in the morning. Breakfast time. Don’t fuss about it and Sure don’t whine. It’s a bitta spilled milk. Spoona turpentine. Take a sip here shortly, Sippin’ time.

No Shit Sherlock

Wiss out De Edge Put this in the back of your mind. If you have one… Not a mind but a front or back. Up or down. White or black. How you gonna tell where the truth is at? Fiction or fact? Round earth or flat? And what do you say when she says okay… […]

No, THIS Dream Is Real!

Parallel puddles all got seas. Parallel puddles in degrees. Humans looking out. Out there, please. But their neighbors live beside them. Just over the hill. And if you invite them Come over they will. New guns. New germs. New steel.

I’m Only Guessing On The Power Pole

You got this power.  Got this pole. Got no line. No breaker so… Power hum. Nobody know.

There’s A Sin-chronicity and Synchronicity

  You call it what you will. It is happening still. You can’t avoid it. Can’t destroy it. Should enjoy it but Sadly, you avert your eyes. Barry

They Say Don’t Go. On Wolverton Mountain.

Micro macro. All a way down. How it is now is how it is found. This here’s a drama, unfolding ya? Another in the can just waitin’ for da End of this drama, Wind it all down. Gotta go dark afore the next big round. It’s a series yer watchin’. You’re the audience. Next season […]


Will you open up your fucking eyes to see? Or will you wallow in those things that set you free? Cause you don’t want my thing and your thing to be. You’d rather head your way and re-release me? Barry  

Their Purpose Was To Forget About Purpose

There’s an underlying structure to structure. Like the pillars under a bridge. The structure can’t be seen Cause there’s nothing in between Til you pass over sunset ridge. Thank you, friend. Barry out.  

You Think I Do This For Me?!

He hadda giva guy shit. Hadda lean on him a bit. So the beggar wouldn’t quit. Bet he didn’t know it. Buddy didn’t do it for himself naw. Thank you, friend. Barry out.      

Waves By You

If entropy exists and yet the world turns, Is the world now slowing down? Is it the world or me who sets this pace? Is it the world making me into this clown? Or can I run back time? Can I lay it on the line and Still feel fine ’bout What is mine and […]

T’was A Virtual, Virtual, Virtual Reality.

She snapped an image of him Taking a picture. Of a photo with his too Smart phone. They were snap, taking, holding realities In dimensions to themselves unknown. Thank you, friend. Barry out.    

Yes He Still Works For The Aliens At Night

Could not sleep. Got these peepers that won’t keep Closed cause someone wants them open. Even if he’s hoping that by morning He’ll be coping. Nope. He won’t. Thank you, friend. Barry out.

That Kind Of Nerve

Don’t fucken, don’t look at me. Don’t fucken, don’t you see? I bin, I bin fucked over. So doan thinka fucken with me. Doan lak it. Can’t hack it. Come try it. You’ll see. Thank you, friend. Barry out.

Old Fuckers Make Bad Jokes

No one laughs. There’s this place between real angry and It’s cracks. Them cracks is big. Too big to see. That’s how they swallow up big Deals like you ‘n me. Thank you, friend. Barry out.  

The Machines Weren’t Talking

Mister Compressor, what you say? Mister Grinder wants to play? He wants to tear across my leg? He wants me howlin OH MAN, FRIG!? He makes throw him to the floor. Makes me holler JESUS NO! Mister Grinder blows sparks though And where do you think his bloody sparks go? In an open pail of […]

There’s A Back End To The Funeral Business

Whatcha workin’ on these days? Old Bill asked old Tom. Got that widder there from main street This afternoon to embalm. And how’s the lineup looking? Old Tom asked old Bill. Still got a spot on Tuesday next I’m tryin’ hard t’ fill. You don’t sweat the small stuff Bill. Doc says Joe Dank is […]

The Woman Who Invented Love

She said we need another god to bow down to. One who can work over distance. We need a god that will hurl bouquets of flowers Or snuff your life out in an instant. This god must facilitate purchase Of all things great and small. And it wouldn’t hurt if the god of love Ruled […]

If You Don’t Know Same Shit Different Pile, You Just Don’t Know Shit.

Dude wished to wake up different. Better than his stupid old self. But he had so little to work with. Most of him still on the shelf. Dreamt of those selves. Waiting like elves. For their dreamer to dream them awake. They then scurry, no hurry, And in overnight flurries they Bake a new dude […]

God’s Never Wrong But This Dork Is No God

I said blue was my favorite color but I was wrong man, I was wrong. I said you and I would always be together but I was wrong man, I was wrong. You like other humans Just like me. And you want to love them Just like me. But I am the only human Can’t […]

Yo Moringa

She hit her baby in the mouth Witha big piece of dirt. Kinda shaped like a carrot. That dirt musta hurt becausa Kid made a face Devoid of nace. And outa place she Faced that face with Another graced with the Very scent of heaven! Ahh, they sighed, and Therein denied they Ever needed leaven. […]

Ya Chi

Something to trip over Before the tripper tripped. You go ahead and flip over That shit which you just flipped. Ma’am I am your chain. Missus I will gain. Your favor Naa-vor. If I let you reign. Thank you, friend. Barry out.

God Changes His Mind

He said let there be light And sparked up a candle. Then swung cat away From his moon. And though there was light Cat was struck by a shadow A dark edge reversed of high noon. Cat’s light was alright. But peer long into bright Found he darkness and light Would commune. Thank you, friend. […]