Archive for the 'Crazy Stuff I Still Can’t Prove' Category

There’s A Dark Light Shining Behind Your Eyes

You look out. No really, look out. You point your peepers and Dark energy sings. It wants to bring What you see. Thank you, friend. Barry out.

Your Pat, Your Pat, You’re Pattern My Friend.

Look now. Now look. That tree you shook Isa shakin’ hands witha Zillion clans who all made plans To be here with you Now. Thank you, friend. Barry out.  

Solar See Stem

A yo-yo. A string. A finger and flinger. Boredom and Gods. At work. Thank you, friend. Barry out.  

In Heaven There’s A Heaven Two Point Oh

This train don’t stop It just slows down. You disembark on Maleable ground. Roll yourself around. You will be found. When the dust settles. Thank you, friend. Barry out.

When Will He Quit Pulling His…Wait!

You have a job to do. This job is up to you. And apparently your poo Doesn’t stink there. Thank you, friend. Barry out.

You Can Look Five Years Out Even If That’s Not Where They Are

Maybe check your pockets Cause pockets can’t think. Even though they hide lotsa shit in a blink Of the eyes that Apparently they don’t have. Thank you, friend. Barry out.

Déjà Vu Is Uhh

You know me. You an me friends. Together once. Now again. Like you sayin’. Just me prayin’. Y’all come back, y’hear? Thank you, friend. Barry out.    

She Could Give You As Much Love As Two Damn People

Kraft Dinner loves some people. Some people love Kraft Dinner. Kay Dee loves you on sale And at the regular price. Hell,  Kay Dee gonna love you if you Naughty or nice. So don’t think twice You’re on thin ice. Kay Dee gonna save you. Thank you, friend. Barry out.  

Plants Speak Only In The Fifth Dimension

Tension taste it. Stress test it. Fear feel it. Holy you antenna! Thank you, friend. Barry out.

No Easy. No Sneezy. No Japan-Friggin-Neesy.

You’re behind in your bills. There’s no talk of frills. Life has no thrills ‘Cept dodging shills Who try to drain your will. Drain it just until Your ball wants you to go home. Thank you, friend. Barry out.

County Fairs Every Day, Long As You Like The Ferris Wheel.

Oh high! Okay don’t say hi. A person don’t know why They bother say high. Thank you, friend. Barry out.

Lawdy Please Show How Patience Spread

Gee this not now. Mean holy cow! Ain’t good and how. Easy to foul. Eagle not owl. Thank you, friend. Barry out.  

Losers Don’t Dope

Lance Armstrong is a winner. Lance Armstrong at his best. If you don’t do like Armstrong does You finish with the rest. Thank you, friend. Barry out.

So Many Ways To Pull The Trigger. So Many Triggers To Pull.

Damn I wish I hadn’t said that. Shoulda said this… If I wasn’t such an arsehole I wouldn’t enjoy the kiss Of death. It’s breath…! Jumpin’ Jesus Christ! Its breath! It breathes! Puff’n on that kay oh dee. Thank you, friend. Barry out.

On The Tiniest Pair ‘O Wings Flew The Largest Load Of Shit

The night, she hides, What the light of day will not. Cause Nighttime looks so scary that It seldom will be caught. With its pants down, Fooling around, Out on the town. At least, not so’s last night would remember. Thank you, friend. Barry out.

You Are In Your Mind. Your Mind Is Outa You.

Out there isn’t. In here is. Thank you, friend. Barry out.

The Boys, They Want You Living. So There You Are.

Thanks for your milk. Thanks for harnessing up. Thanks for letting us ride In the wagon you pulled When times got tough. Thanks for your hide. You were getting done with it. Hungry hunters for steak and burger, You had to give it to ’em. You made medicine and candy. And bloody pet food! Is […]

He’d Been Waiting Years And Years But His Maker Never Showed

Mister, what’r you in for? Didja rob? Didja cheat? Didja pee on the seat? Didja fail at meet’n greet? Livin’ in the street? Feelin’ kinda weak? Close to defeat? Notta damn treat, Is it… Thank you, friend. Barry out.  

Sting. Stang. Stung.

Watch for the watchers Watching for you. Watchers comin’ loose an They need your glue. What the watchers don’t need And dont want is you. Thank you, friend. Barry out.  

What If Yer Not Who You Are?

FREEZE! Now stay frozen. Is that you frozen there? Who is you now? This frozen example or You the observer? Now FREEZE once again and Look at those bozos! Timeless, eternal and eternally different. Those two plus how many are you? Thank you, friend. Barry out.

Your Mistakes Makum Two

Don’t tell anybody. Juss you an me. Plus my imagination. Makes three. Thank you, friend. Barry out.

Imported To An Important Town

Yo criminal! Welcome to Austrailia! Thank you, friend. Barry out.

There Were Lotsa Rooms Left At The Nowhere Fast Inn

Tomorrow there’s a big race, To claima bit ‘o yesterday. You ain’t going can we have your seats? We got front row tickets today! Thank you, friend. Barry out.    

Shit Done In Happiness Versus Shit Not Done In Happiness

Good things turn bad. Leave ’em in the sun. Stuff climbs closer to a pile of shit. Done before begun. Thankyou, friend. Barry out.

Pullin’ Down The Penguin By Ivan Dee Divin’

Maybe you think that he don’t know. Maybe you’re foolish like that. Maybe you forget that Ivan kills. Maybe you turn your back. Know what I mean? Maybe you cain’t turn back. About Ivan. Thank you, friend. Barry out.    

How To Trick People Into Loving You

Love these beggars. Love them big with all your heart. Spread your love with whatever you value. Your cash will do to start. Share your love then don’t you hide it Like gold in a double locked vault. Cause love freely given in all its forms Will bring haters to a halt. (An if it […]

Ya, Well… We Better Go, Was What They Mostly Said To Him.

You can wait for that love to return. If it was there it will come back. That’s why yo-yo’s and the universe work as they do. Course, it’s not work when they’re just picking up slack. Thank you, friend. Barry out.  

The Indescribable Human Spirit

This thing’s no thing. It’s a there and a that and A why and a how. It’s there and it’s not there We make it somehow. It’s caring and broken and full of Starshine. It’s the feasting living legends as they Savor their sublime. Thank you, friend. Barry out.

Tame A Cat With Food

You don’t like him, do you. He’s not nice to you. Cause if he was nice, you wouldn’t hiss. Would you, would you. Would you? Thank you, friend. Barry out.

Riding Shotgun With Vilfredo Pareto

You’ve got a twenty percent chance of success. So what you gonna do? Did you think the maze you’re amazed by, Was conjured up by you? Thank you, friend. Barry out.