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Dammit I wish I was too fat! You’re so tall. You’re so smart. Grew up from a little fart. Or maybe fart’s too vague. Too widespread ’cause Who you are and what you doz was In you long before you was. Barry
December 17th, 2016 | Posted in Awareness, Don't Need No Stinkin' Badge | No Comments
The truth, she hurts when she bites. See, the truth is you ain’t been paying attention. Least, not to those moving reeds, Nor those cracking branches. The panting, that sneeze?! Sheesh! Open your eyes! And get up off your knees!! Barry
December 11th, 2016 | Posted in Don't Need No Stinkin' Badge | No Comments
You bore me with predicability Flash madness see You kick my knee at Set me free ta See you. Boo hoo. Thank you, friend. Barry out.
November 20th, 2016 | Posted in Don't Need No Stinkin' Badge | No Comments
Yin is black. Yang is white. They are not the same! Alright? Thank you, friend. Barry out.
November 20th, 2016 | Posted in Don't Need No Stinkin' Badge | No Comments
A ruler awaits. To hell with greats. This fellow here needs mention. Take it on slow now. Stopping shorta holy cow. Savoring the lack of attention. Thank you, friend. Barry out.
November 12th, 2016 | Posted in Don't Need No Stinkin' Badge | No Comments
Don’t let the screen door Hit you on the ass As you scamper toward the exit. You are going out. You are going down. With all the hints you couldn’t have guessed it?! Put your damn hands out! Before you hit the ground! Cause when it’s lights out The ground will smudge your crown. You […]
October 31st, 2016 | Posted in Don't Need No Stinkin' Badge | No Comments
Hey you wearin’ that mask! And you there wearin’ them skins! Any idea how many memes You packin’ or where them memes have been? YOU dressin’ induns like induns! YOU good, white man in a mask! You are makin’ some minds up. You are programmers, yes? Thank you, friend. Barry out.
October 26th, 2016 | Posted in Don't Need No Stinkin' Badge | 1 Comment
She was motive blind. Smiled and nodded While the beggars secreted her kind. Under cover of darkness Missus Harkness Gave ’em all they could find. She could make it. Fake it. Bake before they take it. Anything to unwind. Thank you, friend. Barry out.
October 23rd, 2016 | Posted in Don't Need No Stinkin' Badge | No Comments
It’s micro macro. Say it’s not. Name one mousetrap You ain’t caught. Past all paid for. Way past bought. Thinkin’ stinkin’. Other’s thoughts. Thank you, friend. Barry out.
October 22nd, 2016 | Posted in Assholes Annonymous, Don't Need No Stinkin' Badge | No Comments
Ah, ya bet and ya bet and ya bet and ya bet. I bet that those bets have have not added up yet To a win from those wins where your winning starts spinning A yarn where you win without winning at all. Line up to win winnings but then losing you bawl Why can’t […]
October 15th, 2016 | Posted in Don't Need No Stinkin' Badge | No Comments
He said no aggression. Your first impression Counts. Said take it easy. Don’t be sleazy. Nothing smells like bounce. Said you’re a good guy Why don’t you try To be a wee bit gooder? Cause if you can Then you’ve outran Shoulda Coulda Woulda. Thank you, friend. Barry out.
October 3rd, 2016 | Posted in Don't Need No Stinkin' Badge | No Comments
The lord she spake to me this day. She said Barry look at life this way. She said you’re not here. I’m not here too. Then where does what we are come through? She said it comes to you. Comes to you I knew was true. Who you are comes to you… Thank you, friend. […]
September 30th, 2016 | Posted in Blessings Of The Ages, Don't Need No Stinkin' Badge | No Comments
Goddammit he hated himself. He was such an ass. Maybe shit would straighten out If that bastard passed. He could pass Would pass Should pass ya? Buy how he gonna pass And continue to hah? Maybe pass a little away each day. Slide out slow. Act as though Everyone stayin’ the same. But they ain’t… […]
September 25th, 2016 | Posted in Don't Need No Stinkin' Badge | No Comments
You can’t be wrong. Make no mistakes. Eat ugly cake. At your lies bake. I dine with you. Eata humble stew. That leads into The School of Barry Cam Doon. Ahh, fack it… Thank you, friend. Barry out.
September 20th, 2016 | Posted in Don't Need No Stinkin' Badge, Human Nature Don't Have To Be Natural | No Comments
He ain’t been seen since The Billy Jack scene And in between was it Full ahead steam Or some hand cream to Sooth the scream that No one means to Slip between Their leeps. Please be fat, mister Brown. Thank you, friend. Barry out.
September 17th, 2016 | Posted in Don't Need No Stinkin' Badge | No Comments
Santa doesn’t wear his suit Every day of the year. Sometimes Santa works like an elf, Other times drunk on beer. Sometimes Santa let’s shit pile up Out in the reindeer barn, Santa has been known to argue with his missus, And drunk he says fuck not darn. Yep, the story of life is a […]
September 13th, 2016 | Posted in Courage, Don't Need No Stinkin' Badge | No Comments
You know you don’t know. You do, don’t you do? Know and don’t you know what you don’t know will Bring you to now know but You’ll know now you don’t know. You don’t know, you don’t! Thank you, Not Knowing. Barry out.
September 12th, 2016 | Posted in Don't Need No Stinkin' Badge, The God Of Luck Don't Need No God | 1 Comment
Oh you’ve got some splainin’ to do! When you remove your head from your whoo. Until then, keep mumblin’, It’ll ensure you’re humble when It comes your time to talk. Please brusha teet. Thank you, friend. Barry out.
September 9th, 2016 | Posted in Don't Need No Stinkin' Badge | No Comments