Dude was a pansy.
Skin so soft with hands he
Would not use for work.
Oh no, that shit he’d shirk.
A well dressed man
With a smart dresser tan
And a wife who’s a fan
Of monay.
And today
It’s spies on a mission
So don’t you be dissin
Good dressers who be kissin
Every damn mirror they see.
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Get your tickets ready please!
Oh uh, hello there. How you doing?
Listen, my name is Barry and I'm the Conductor on this train so if you need anything, you just ask me, okay?
The bathrooms are right over there and please, pick up after yourself on account of I clean the place, too.
And uh, seeing as you're not from around here I'll just tell you straight out - although every story you might hear on this train is true, some stories are "truer" than others, if you can read between the rails...
Anyway, thanks for stopping by and, y'all come back now, y'hear?
Have a grand day, friend.
Barry Williams
Regina, Saskatchewan, Canada
barryhappywilliams@gmail.com