Archive for the 'The Many Facets Of God' Category

He Said You Don’t Want Me To Be As Tall As You

But we just wanted him off the table. Understand us? He wasn’t able. Like we could talk cat. Wouldn’t that be phat? Just say… Ivan! Off the damn table!  

The Birth Of Anser Aurea

Ah ya shit ya beggar! Shit’n begone! Step’n inya shit naw, Shit’n begone! Shit’n over lush lawn… C’mon! C’mon! Thank you, friend. Barry out.    

Imagine God Is A Battery And You Are A Little Light

Wires man, wires. Tie a beggar down or start some Arcing fires. Weld a piece of metal Travel far some sound. Illuminate the landscape with a Motor unwound. Thank you, friend. Barry out.

The Lord Knows How To Add And Subtract

You play by the numbers. Eight and eight and eight. Maybe lucky sevens or Snake eyes bitch! Your good luck needs bait. Thank you, friend. Barry out.  

The God Of Lubrication

Lordy hep doze folks unfortunate enough They don’t have no grease. They palms is dry and lord, they cry. Jis fo’ a bitta relief. Thank you, friend. Barry out.