You stay there in the ditch.
Lest reveal that you a bitch.
You smart when no one smarter.
You steal from the larder.
While we all sleep
You bastard creep
Into our hearts and minds.
We love you lots
But that’s what boughts
This fighting from the get-go.
And now that you say let go
I will so.
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Get your tickets ready please!
Oh uh, hello there. How you doing?
Listen, my name is Barry and I'm the Conductor on this train so if you need anything, you just ask me, okay?
The bathrooms are right over there and please, pick up after yourself on account of I clean the place, too.
And uh, seeing as you're not from around here I'll just tell you straight out - although every story you might hear on this train is true, some stories are "truer" than others, if you can read between the rails...
Anyway, thanks for stopping by and, y'all come back now, y'hear?
Have a grand day, friend.
Barry Williams
Regina, Saskatchewan, Canada