Buddy kytes checks til the chickens
Come home to roost.
Buddy doubles down like the gamblin clown
He buys cars to boost.
They ain’t doing time because
Boat dem on the juice.
They go full on out on account of
Nothin can get loose.
They are not like youse.
They above the muse.
Stay out of the news.
They help pick and choose
The guilty.
Get your tickets ready please!
Oh uh, hello there. How you doing?
Listen, my name is Barry and I'm the Conductor on this train so if you need anything, you just ask me, okay?
The bathrooms are right over there and please, pick up after yourself on account of I clean the place, too.
And uh, seeing as you're not from around here I'll just tell you straight out - although every story you might hear on this train is true, some stories are "truer" than others, if you can read between the rails...
Anyway, thanks for stopping by and, y'all come back now, y'hear?
Have a grand day, friend.
Barry Williams
Regina, Saskatchewan, Canada
barryhappywilliams@gmail.com
