Crazy is as crazy does and
Boi, you do a lot.
You jumpin’ way too high
In a bouncy castle fraught
With bad intent and
Baddies bent on scraping
People’s knees.
Doing it with degrees.
Stuff they steal is seized.
They peppered and you sneezed.
Out of breath, you wheeze.
Get down on you knees.
They do what you please…
Get your tickets ready please!
Oh uh, hello there. How you doing?
Listen, my name is Barry and I'm the Conductor on this train so if you need anything, you just ask me, okay?
The bathrooms are right over there and please, pick up after yourself on account of I clean the place, too.
And uh, seeing as you're not from around here I'll just tell you straight out - although every story you might hear on this train is true, some stories are "truer" than others, if you can read between the rails...
Anyway, thanks for stopping by and, y'all come back now, y'hear?
Have a grand day, friend.
Barry Williams
Regina, Saskatchewan, Canada
