Don’t You Even Think About It

I don’t know why I’m afraid

But I am. Believe me, I am.

(They put the fear of God in you. They brought the God of Fear.)

I can’t consume doze banks no mo’

I bounce & check with Bank-aphobia.

And I shan’t be a patient health care waiter

I suffer bad from Yer-a-number-aphobia.

(They put the fear of other in you and they brought the God of Fear.)

Still, I don’t know why I’m afraid.

I’m alive okay, s’alright.

But-I-can’t-chase-this-haunt-from-my-heart-&-head.

I got some terrible Fear-aphobia.

(You got some real bad Fear-aphobia. You’ve-got-the-worst-kinda-fear!)

I would’t be caught dead in no pollin’ place

I suffer sure, but not from Fool-aphobia.

And I’m not in awe of celebrity.

I’m gonna avoid that Asshat-aphobia.

There’s a thing called Asshat-aphobia! 😎

(They put the fear of fools in ya. They own the Fools of Fear.)

That still don’t explain why I’m afraid

Ah don’t know what to think about it.

Cause if I get to thinkin’ bout fear too much

I invent Mount Fear-aphobia.

(Whose up for skiing Mount Fear-aphobia?)

Yeah I don’t know why Ahm afraid

But it feels so right to me.

And I’m gonna run this fear thing full tilt

Until the fear thing runs right through me.

(Like I could outrun fear…)

(Like you could outrun fear, why would you?)

(Fear, as you know, is your friend…)

(You KNOW fear is your friend! Your friend…)

(You know fear is your friend.)

(They put the fear of God in you. They brought the God of Fear.)

(They put the fear of other in you and they brought the God of Fear.)

(You got some real bad Fear-aphobia. You’ve got the worst kind of fear.)

(They put the fear of fools in ya. They own the Fools of Fear.) 

Thank you, friend.

Barry out.