Don’t go to Mexico.
Well, if you do go, you better wear blinders.
You’ll need blinders just to avoid seeing hammered and passed out drunk people laying in the gutters and across unoccupied vehicles.
Children drunk. Grandmas drunk. Police officers and everyone… drunk, drunk, DRUNK!
Jeez, they got booze everywhere is why.
Booze in cool little bottles with tiny sombreros and colorful sashes being sold in convenience stores. More booze in grocery stores and even huge selections of booze in friggin gift shops! Those Mexi’s shore do need altered states!
The entire sad deal ain’t hard to figure because everyone knows that homo sapiens, no matter what skin color or culture, can’t help imbibing every bit of booze whenever it’s available.
All of it. All the time.
And that’s precisely why smart countries like Canada limit their childlike citizens access to alcohol. Yep, the wise captains of Oh Canada know that Canucks are mere mortals, unable to resist the lure of whiskey, vodka or even beer, and that is why these spirits (like their imbibers) must be compartmentalized.
At’s a good thing, no doubt.
We sure as hell don’t want to wind up like those poor, weak willed, passed out all over the place Mexicans, now do we…