Enter The Profession Of Plant Prostitute

Most folks know about vegetation.

They see it on roadsides and lawns

or soft meadows, surrounding

its prey with grassy knolls

and swaying trees but 

only the most well

connected veggies weasel their way into supermarkets and humans.

Thank you, friend.

Barry out.

What da lawns says: Get out here and cut my hair and massage my back and bring me a god damn drink of water you lazy human!